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      11-10-2011, 04:51 PM   #1
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Question about a box-O-pr0n...

In this I will mention that I have a buddy, and buddy does not = me. lol Now with that said, here is the question.

So a buddy of mine was totally into porn, to the point where he bought it every week. Im not talking porn from the web, Im talking DVD's. He ended up getting married, moving and didnt want to keep it around, so he gave it all to me. Now, I dont mind looking at porn every once in a while, but I dont have an addiction. Most of the DVD's are still in the plastic wrap. I have no use for this stuff and it has been sitting in a closet since he gave it to me.

There are literally over 300 DVD's of hardcore porn just going to waste. lol

Ive tried to get rid of it on Craigslist many times, but had way too many creepies email me. So here is my question... How the hell should I get rid of this box of porn? Are there places that will buy this sort of stuff? I thought about just driving by the local college and throwing the box on the campus grounds with a sign that says "FREE PORN".

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      11-10-2011, 05:48 PM   #2
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      11-10-2011, 06:05 PM   #3
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LOL

I actually thought about that, but I'm not too sure they'd take that kind of stuff.


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      11-10-2011, 06:13 PM   #4
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Pawn shop?
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Called a few around me and none of them are interested. I was really hoping theyd sell on Craigslist. I was trying to get a dollar for each, which is stupid low. I just had way too many people who were either not serious, SPAM and or just down right crazy.

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Better yet, donate it to the Salvation Army. Most of the staff are men, you provide free fap material and they give you a tax deductible receipt.
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      11-11-2011, 09:58 PM   #7
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lol drop off the box in the quad of your local college..thats funny.
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      11-12-2011, 12:05 PM   #8
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find video rental store that rent out porn... ask them if they will take it.
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      11-13-2011, 12:01 AM   #9
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USPS Military Box straight to Iraq.

If eBay allowed to sell porn, I'd throw it up for $5/DVD and offer crazy discount for multiple purchases, but it doesn't, so you can't.

Why not go to an adult store until you find one willing to give you $100?
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      11-13-2011, 12:51 AM   #10
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I'm thinking local college, megaphone and camera would result in a very entertaining video for us all to enjoy.
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      11-19-2011, 08:48 PM   #13
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USPS Military Box straight to Iraq.

If eBay allowed to sell porn, I'd throw it up for $5/DVD and offer crazy discount for multiple purchases, but it doesn't, so you can't.

Why not go to an adult store until you find one willing to give you $100?

I only wish eBay let you sell porn. lol Sending it to Iraq is a good idea. Do they allow you to send porn? Adult stores wont take them for some reason. Already called many of them.

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sell it on here
You want to buy it? If someone here wants to buy it, I will give you a good deal and will be discrete.

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I'm thinking local college, megaphone and camera would result in a very entertaining video for us all to enjoy.
True, it would. However, lately I do not have that kind of time, but if I did, Id be all over that idea.
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Christmas stocking stuffer ....Let the whole family enjoy.
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Good idea. Or I could walk around the neighborhood and put one on each doorstep. I can see that ending up in the city's newspaper.
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print a flyer and stick it on a bulletin board in the local collage.

that stuff will circulate for months, and who knows, maybe you'll help the porn industry by creating another porn addict.
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you can buy and sell porn on ebay. the adults only section is under "everything else"

it doesn't show up on regular searches, you have to specifically go to the section

the only reason i know this is because i found some vintage 8mm burlesque films hidden in the wall of my 80 year old home, so i found the adults section to see if it was worth anything. it wasn't, so i bought more and we had B&W burlesque films playing during our new years party that year. good times.

anyway....
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you can buy and sell porn on ebay. the adults only section is under "everything else"

it doesn't show up on regular searches, you have to specifically go to the section

the only reason i know this is because i found some vintage 8mm burlesque films hidden in the wall of my 80 year old home, so i found the adults section to see if it was worth anything. it wasn't, so i bought more and we had B&W burlesque films playing during our new years party that year. good times.

anyway....
truth is, you found this old porn on ebay and fap'd to it on new years. Its okay to say it...
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There is no midget porn in this box. There is a member here who emailed me asking how much I wanted for it + shipping. I replied, but they never got back to me. I guess they werent serious. Im willing to sell and ship this damn box if someone is interested. I did a count, and there is 169 DVD's.
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