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      10-28-2011, 01:19 PM   #1
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Hey so I went on a date with this girl I met at a Castle. Not trying to brag, but she is a princess. I figured I'd see what's up with her because the other 12 feminists I'm with are starting to bore me and really take up a lot of my time between work and stuntin'. So anyway I call her up and she tells me we should meet at a nearby pub right over the outskirts between our two kingdoms. So I agree and hop on my high horse and head on over. After talkin for a bit she starts going off on how she's a princess and everybody is jealous of her because she's so cute, (she's ok, I've dated Queens better lookin then her) blah blah blah I have no friends blah blah and she needs a good slaying

Anyway she tells me she has to go use the lavatory and tells me to order her this extravagant fine wine which I think was just ridiculous! So when she gets back I tell her look here my dearest princess, but I think thee should pay for thou own drink, for I am not a peasant, I am a god given gift to women. She agrees to pay the 40 gold coins and I then pay my 30 gold. Then she turns around and tells me that I am ignorant and a low life and should be struck upon lightning! I mean COME ON!! Does she really think I should pay ALL THAT GOLD?!?!? so anyway in the middle of her wrath, I stood up and bid her a farewell, jumped on my high horse, and rode into the sunset...

Was I wrong???





Here's a pic of me and her:

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      10-28-2011, 01:20 PM   #2
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      10-28-2011, 01:24 PM   #3
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lolz
where did that thread go
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      10-28-2011, 01:25 PM   #4
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WTF?
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      10-28-2011, 01:34 PM   #5
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I just laughed so hard..... srsly laughing out loud!
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      10-28-2011, 01:34 PM   #6
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Sigh...you guys have too much time on your hand... lol
*apprarently i do too since I posted in this thread*
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      10-28-2011, 01:35 PM   #7
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cool story bro.

someone post the real version of this yesterday
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      10-28-2011, 01:35 PM   #8
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Bravo, sir! Bravo!
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      10-28-2011, 02:01 PM   #9
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      10-28-2011, 02:09 PM   #10
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bahahhaahahhahaahahah no you didn't!! looool
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      10-28-2011, 02:11 PM   #11
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lol... Shame that thread got deleted. Think it was getting too hot in there for that bro...
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      10-28-2011, 02:20 PM   #12
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      10-28-2011, 02:49 PM   #13
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im try to listen the new album of Huey Lewis and the news, but poster like him dont stop to buzz in my ear ...
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      10-28-2011, 02:56 PM   #14
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      10-28-2011, 03:59 PM   #15
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cute story bro ... Mwhwhahahahhaha
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      10-28-2011, 04:18 PM   #16
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I wonder where the OP of that thread went.

He's probably beating off those 12 "girls" right now...

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      10-28-2011, 04:18 PM   #17
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BAHAHAHA did he get butthurt and delete his thread?
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      10-28-2011, 04:23 PM   #18
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      10-28-2011, 05:16 PM   #19
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BAHAHAHA did he get butthurt and delete his thread?
I believe a mod did.

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I fucked Mila Kunis last night
You musta bought her drinks, bro. *high five
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I believe a mod did.



You musta bought her drinks, bro. *high five
If by bought drinks you mean dropped acid and jerked off yes
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      10-28-2011, 05:58 PM   #21
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hahaha nice..
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      10-28-2011, 06:25 PM   #22
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Bwahahaha nice one!
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