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      10-31-2011, 12:54 PM   #111
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never rule out Zombie Velociraptor.......

think about it.............
..."think about it" and Hyundai Veloster

Play on words?
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      10-31-2011, 01:47 PM   #112
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..."think about it" and Hyundai Veloster

Play on words?
no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......
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      10-31-2011, 01:51 PM   #113
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no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......
Comedy bro.
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      10-31-2011, 01:52 PM   #114
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no - i'd just be scared outta my mind at a Zombie Velociraptor HAHA !!!!

i wouldn't even try.

i'd plan my last masturbatory session and then just let them take me like the mexican/indian guy on Predator......
I think Native American is the preferred nomenclature "dude".
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most native americans were mexicans HAHAHA !!!!

but yes, i'd give up at the first "breaking news" that there were any zombie velociraptor's roaming the streets...

THEY OPEN DOORS !!!!!!!
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Lol it was a Lebowski reference
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OMFG - how i missed it is beyond me.

i had tunnel vision - sorry.

lol
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OMFG - how i missed it is beyond me.

i had tunnel vision - sorry.

lol
Lol no worries

- Next time!
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      11-01-2011, 09:15 AM   #119
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I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.
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I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.
Just go to a Costco that already has a gas station
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I'm surprised no one has proposed fortifying a Costco. Sure you'd have to clear it out of zombies first... but you'd be set for years in terms of food/generators/booze/entertainment etc.

So in order of steps...

1) Have enough weapons stored to be able to make it to a Costco.
2) Maybe swing by a Walmart or something to pick up extra ammo
3) Clear out the Costco of zombies and fortify all entrances
4) Hang out indefinitely playing xbox, eating junk food, etc.

Heck its even big enough you could support a decent amount of people and if you needed gas for the generators you could probably venture out to siphon gas from the cars in the parking lot. Or you could probably find stuff to make biodiesel or ferment stuff into straight ethanol.
Dawn of the Dead.
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      11-01-2011, 11:23 AM   #122
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This is http://www.survivetheoutbreak.com/

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Costco is a great idea. A lot of them have skylights, vertical walls with no windows, and big drop down steel doors over all entrances. You'd probably have to rope up the wall and drop down a skylight to get inside. Zombies are dumb so they wouldn't figure that out.

I'd make a little ewok village on one of the upper levels of the shelving so you could move around even if the zombies break in, and have a nice little patio on the roof with tarps set up for rainwater collection. Hopefully you could generate enough power to run one of the freezers, but most of the cold goods would have to be dumped over the side in a huge rotting mess. That might attract zombies.
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Costco is a great idea. A lot of them have skylights, vertical walls with no windows, and big drop down steel doors over all entrances. You'd probably have to rope up the wall and drop down a skylight to get inside. Zombies are dumb so they wouldn't figure that out.

I'd make a little ewok village on one of the upper levels of the shelving so you could move around even if the zombies break in, and have a nice little patio on the roof with tarps set up for rainwater collection. Hopefully you could generate enough power to run one of the freezers, but most of the cold goods would have to be dumped over the side in a huge rotting mess. That might attract zombies.
You'd be picked off like sitting ducks for rage zombies. they're smart, fast and strong AF and will definitely come flying through the skylights like SWAT and now those steel doors and vertical walls with no windows became your worst enemy.

It would sound like this:

Random survivor: "Holy ***!, they're coming through the roof!"

Rage zombies: hsadghsjghgsfdsfgusdsdgsayugydgysgydfyf!
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That's just ridiculous. No matter how pissed off they are, they won't be able to climb a 40' cinder block wall.
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That's just ridiculous. No matter how pissed off they are, they won't be able to climb a 40' cinder block wall.
yeah, i'm not sure how they'd be able to get to the roof to be honest... but if they did....
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You'd be picked off like sitting ducks for rage zombies. they're smart, fast and strong AF and will definitely come flying through the skylights like SWAT and now those steel doors and vertical walls with no windows became your worst enemy.

It would sound like this:

Random survivor: "Holy ***!, they're coming through the roof!"

Rage zombies: hsadghsjghgsfdsfgusdsdgsayugydgysgydfyf!
Hahhahahahahhahahahhahahaha
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They will just pile up like lemmings until they can walk up the Zombie pile they have made, "are food, will eat"
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So, perhaps the best solution would be to set up some kind of zip line that goes across the parking lot to the Sams Club.
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So, perhaps the best solution would be to set up some kind of zip line that goes across the parking lot to the Sams Club.
God bless the person that loses their grip halfway there. lol
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Hahaha. I've discussed the Costco scenario with a buddy of mine multiple times. The only real problem with that is the fact that so many people will have had the same idea. You wouldn't have to only clear it of zombies, but there would be a ton of un-infected, armed to the teath people there, and you'll all be fighting for the same resources. In fact, the employees would have probably thought of this and locked themselves inside. Good luck getting in. Super Walmart would be good too, especially because they have ammo there. However, you'll probably run into the same problem.

Plus, once the power grid goes down those warehouse stores will be dark as hell inside.

And in Dawn of the Dead they were in a mall. WORST IDEA EVER. All those windows, entrances/exits. Impossible to defend and keep secure.
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