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      07-29-2011, 07:31 AM   #23
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OP that is such a good story. I really can't pick "one part" that I liked the best. But if you were to hold a gun to my head, I would go with the part with the pictures. I just got off the phone with an armored truck company. They will be arriving in the morning to pick up my back up disk, which I just saved your story on to.

There probably won't be much traffic, because I forwarded the police your story, and they agreed to escort the armored truck to its destination. At first the police chief didn't want to help, but then I guided his attention to the incredible pictures that you embedded along with your story.

I mean, the story was good enough. But as soon as I saw the pictures that went along with it, I called my grandmother, who is blind and has Alzheimer’s disease to tell her. As far as her doctors in the nursing home are concerned, she is cured of all her ailments now that she heard your cool story. She is actually preparing to run the Boston marathon this year now. Thank you OP.
I have to admit. I'm impressed by your diligent, elongated stupidity.
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      07-29-2011, 07:41 AM   #24
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You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.
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      07-29-2011, 08:07 AM   #25
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is this another asian thread?
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      07-29-2011, 08:11 AM   #26
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I think her problem may stem from the fact that you not only turned a time lapse of you washing your car into a youtube video, you seem to be rather proud of it.
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      07-29-2011, 09:52 AM   #27
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She likes your car, money, and the fact that you post your buisness online in forums..
However she doesnt like your penis and your sex is not rough enough for her new found taste.

Serious note;
If you can fix her and get her out of her "rape hate" she may turn out to be a great catch. IMHO i wouldnt waste the time.. She'l cause you more heartache than anything one way or another.

Pics would make the choice much easier...
And its also a + if she swallows without you having to ask....
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      07-29-2011, 10:17 AM   #28
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You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.
qft

The "I really like you but I'm not sure if I can be in a relationship right now. It's not you, it's me. But we can still hang out and fool around" is on page 1 of my dating playbook. There are no other pages.
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      07-29-2011, 10:47 AM   #29
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And its also a + if she swallows without you having to ask....
This guy knows his shit
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      07-29-2011, 10:50 AM   #30
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I think her problem may stem from the fact that you not only turned a time lapse of you washing your car into a youtube video, you seem to be rather proud of it.
Can you answer why you would video this and then post it? I really don't understand.



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      07-29-2011, 10:53 AM   #31
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Can you answer why you would video this and then post it? I really don't understand.



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      07-29-2011, 11:35 AM   #32
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You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.
+1 Can't turn a hoe into a housewife. This was a really cool story, bro.
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      07-29-2011, 01:18 PM   #33
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You're girl is screwing around with multiple dudes. She doesn't want to get into a relationship with you because she is keeping her options open and you aren't #1 on her list... sorry OP.

+10

Dump the bitch to the curb and move on. You shouldn't be even asking for advice on internet about this.
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      07-29-2011, 01:20 PM   #34
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Huge question... How old is she/are you?
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      07-29-2011, 01:34 PM   #35
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Yeah we need pics right now haha.

As mentioned before in my other post - maybe she is shy because she recently just got out of a relationship.
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      07-29-2011, 02:24 PM   #37
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They all score with the women as well......
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      07-29-2011, 02:44 PM   #38
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      07-29-2011, 03:46 PM   #39
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why the fuck are there still no pictures?
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      07-29-2011, 03:47 PM   #40
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Seems like the plot of No Strings Attached. Just become friends with benefits.
never seen the movie, but OP why don't you do this?
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      07-29-2011, 04:49 PM   #42
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never seen the movie, but OP why don't you do this?
because No Strings Attach is a myth, tried by many, failed by all.
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because No Strings Attach is a myth, tried by many, failed by all.
I like this lol.
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