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      07-24-2011, 12:25 AM   #1
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*NWS* Self Taken Pics *NWS*

http://www.jetsinsider.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=230852

I think you folks will enjoy. Would go well with the FAP thread.
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      07-24-2011, 12:30 AM   #2
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      07-24-2011, 12:30 AM   #3
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      07-24-2011, 12:36 AM   #4
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tk how u been dude
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      07-24-2011, 12:45 AM   #5
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I think you should edit the original post and make a rule of no guy self-pics. Just in case of trolls.
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      07-24-2011, 12:47 AM   #6
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tk how u been dude
not too bad, haven't had a "pancake teets" incident in a while so i can't complain. oh and there's a new guy at school with a sepang m5 - i thought he might be you but was disappointed when i saw that he wasn't black
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      07-24-2011, 12:50 AM   #7
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You guys know that most of these pics date back to 2005-2006 era and have been all over interwebz/ 4chan/ etc. for years ....Right?
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      07-24-2011, 12:58 AM   #8
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      07-24-2011, 12:59 AM   #9
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You guys know that most of these pics date back to 2005-2006 era and have been all over interwebz/ 4chan/ etc. for years ....Right?
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      07-24-2011, 01:17 AM   #10
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not too bad, haven't had a "pancake teets" incident in a while so i can't complain. oh and there's a new guy at school with a sepang m5 - i thought he might be you but was disappointed when i saw that he wasn't black
Yea I dont know to many black people with M5s..actually I dont know any. I know plenty with 7s though.

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dont ruin it for us old man!!!!!
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      07-24-2011, 02:15 AM   #11
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Yea I dont know to many black people with M5s..actually I dont know any. I know plenty with 7s though.

dont ruin it for us old man!!!!!
Old news is old ....Don't let me teach you guys how to post fresh, original fap material. It's not good for your ego ...(or your stamina!)
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      07-24-2011, 08:39 AM   #12
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Strippers Lulz!!!











AND, it's amazing the amount of representation Apple has in that thread.
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      07-24-2011, 08:46 AM   #13
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      07-24-2011, 12:11 PM   #14
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You on that phaggy time bro?
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Strippers Lulz!!!











AND, it's amazing the amount of representation Apple has in that thread.
Where's this strip club??? I'm IN

This is why Happa chicks are the best:


And this one is just WOW!!!


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isn't the blond in the last pic a porn star? i thought i saw her on howard stern TV?
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I'm in Cali and the chicks on the beaches are some of the most attractive I've ever seen. I'd snap pics but I'd look like a pervert.
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      07-25-2011, 12:06 AM   #19
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I would do some nasty things to her
Hey Skittles,

FYI - This chick is Lebanese ...I know her

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FYI - This chick is Lebanese ...I know her
She's aight. Definitely know much better looking Lebanese women.
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She's aight. Definitely know much better looking Lebanese women.
Hand them an iPhone and get them in front of a mirror then
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