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      07-22-2011, 08:50 AM   #1
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14 days without M3 or without sex? It's Friday

So Iím moving from NC to Dallas in August.
Iíll be without my M3 for 14 days during the move (work schedule mandated the extended move time)
My M is my DD and I put at least 60 miles on it on daily bases. The most I havenít driven it was 5 days in a raw in the past 14 months.
Iím having terrible anxiety about the 14 days without my M
Got me thinking of how attached I am to this car and how many other things in life would illicit such anxiety for (14 days without)
To name few:
14 days without your M or without sex?
14 days without your M or without coffee?
14 days without your M or without TV?
Internet?
IPhone?
Shower?
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      07-22-2011, 09:04 AM   #2
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14 days without...

M-no biggie
Sex-No Problem (just rub one out)
Internet-It would suck but I have done it when on a sailing trip
Iphone-see above
Shower-no frickin way. I can't stand to go longer than 24hrs
Coffee-This is the most difficult, I have to have my java
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      07-22-2011, 09:05 AM   #3
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14 days without...

M-no biggie
Sex-No Problem (just rub one out)
Internet-It would suck but I have done it when on a sailing trip
Iphone-see above
Shower-no frickin way. I can't stand to go longer than 24hrs
Coffee-This is the most difficult, I have to have my java
+1, well said.
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      07-22-2011, 11:03 AM   #4
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You are not married are you? If you were, the answer would be obvious.
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No that's backwards, who cares about coffee. I would go without tv and internet too. Its sex and the m3 that would make me crazy.
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Um, you forgot the most important one?

14 days without your M3 or 14 days without masturbation?

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You are not married are you? If you were, the answer would be obvious.
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This is going to be like that episode of Seinfeld when George gave up sex and occupied his mind by reading and became instantly smart. We will know your back when you start posting things like M3 v 335.

Good luck.

P.S. I do a lot of back country climbing. I can say that by far not showering for 14 days would be the worst.
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      07-22-2011, 11:12 AM   #8
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You are not married are you? If you were, the answer would be obvious.
Been there done that got a T shirt Enjoying my freedom..but from memmories, I see what you mean.

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No that's backwards, who cares about coffee. I would go without tv and internet too. Its sex and the m3 that would make me crazy.
if you get work related phonecalls all night long, you'd care..But yeah I agree, after 14 days of no M3 no sex or maybe no coffee too, it would be better for the humanity if you put me in a cage
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      07-22-2011, 11:18 AM   #9
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      07-22-2011, 11:20 AM   #10
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how about 14 days without the M or without taking a dump?
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how about 14 days without the M or without taking a dump?
^ LOL wtf haha
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Can I choose when I will be without the M3?

If so, it's easy 14 days around the holidays, snow, crowded malls, drunk drivers, taking the family around (sister and mom clack their heels as they enter the car)...no thanks, I can't drive!


Also, Hot women>M3
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14 days without...

M-no biggie
Sex-No Problem (just rub one out)
Internet-It would suck but I have done it when on a sailing trip
Iphone-see above
Shower-no frickin way. I can't stand to go longer than 24hrs
Coffee-This is the most difficult, I have to have my java
Same here except I don't drink coffee so that'd be easy.
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      07-22-2011, 01:27 PM   #17
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how about 14 days without the M or without taking a dump?
Lol, you do that and you're going to need a jackhammer enema!
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You are not married are you? If you were, the answer would be obvious.
Reminds me of the joke.."how do you get your girlfriend to stop having sex with you? Ans: "You marry her".

Sad thing is, there is some truth to it....

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Why masturbation isnt on the list
You'll go blind if you keep doing that...
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Reminds me of the joke.."how do you get your girlfriend to stop having sex with you? Ans: "You marry her".

Sad thing is, there is some truth to it....

Dave
Definetily there is some truth to it, espicially after a few years of mariage
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