Don't you ever piss me off...

onebadmofo · 07-13-2011, 08:05 AM

So another tech here that I am good friends with kept stealing shit from my desk. My mouse, phone headset, etc. I lost my patience when he replaced his squeaky chair with my nice one.
So I did some thinking...
He has Win7 installed. Did some googling around and typed this in command line
bcdedit /set removememory 3600
Which left him with only ~400mb of RAM

He's reinstalling Windows right now

It took 10 minutes just to boot up, all eye candy is disabled and "out of memory" errors one after another

Best part is Windows still 'sees' all 4 gigs in system info but only uses ~400 if you look in task manager

To remove it use the command
bcdedit /deletevalue removememory

It applies for Vista or 7 only. If it's XP just edit boot.ini to add "/maxmem=256". Or 128 if you're really pissed off

UltimateBMW · 07-13-2011, 03:41 PM

Pretty clever, but be careful.

If he ever finds out the command you used, "bcdedit /set removememory 3600" and googles it. The very first hit he will get will take him to this thread.

May I suggest rewording it?

infinitekid2002 · 07-13-2011, 03:44 PM

Is this the nerd's version of "shanking"?

FDfranklin · 07-13-2011, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

Is this the nerd's version of "shanking"?

You are implying you are not a nerd so do you "shank" people?

Freakazoid · 07-13-2011, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Pretty clever, but be careful.

If he ever finds out the command you used, "bcdedit /set removememory 3600" and googles it. The very first hit he will get will take him to this thread.

May I suggest rewording it?

yes yes yes yes, this will come back otherwise lol

infinitekid2002 · 07-13-2011, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FDfranklin

You are implying you are not a nerd so do you "shank" people?

i am a nerd..just trying to keep up

FDfranklin · 07-13-2011, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinitekid2002

i am a nerd..just trying to keep up

Ah sry, misunderstood what you were trying to say

M3Bahn · 07-14-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by UltimateBMW

Pretty clever, but be careful.

If he ever finds out the command you used, "bcdedit /set removememory 3600" and googles it. The very first hit he will get will take him to this thread.

May I suggest rewording it?

LOL

I just googled it and it's already the very first hit for that command.

santov · 07-16-2011, 02:06 AM

If you don't sit next to this asshole drop one of these in his cube/office.

I've used it twice and both times they lost thier shit and started taking apart everything/anything electronic.

http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/

DougLikesBMW · 07-16-2011, 03:59 PM

^that is genius

GregTheStig · 07-16-2011, 10:56 PM

Couldn't you just send him to meatspin.com instead?

I vote for using the device santov posted

P.S. DO NOT go to that site if you know what's good for you...

KGB7 · 07-17-2011, 01:23 AM

The idiot doesnt even lock his PC when he leaves his desk??

If you really want to piss him of, then use his PC and his work email account to mass spam everyone with meatspin.com in his address book. He'll get fired by lunch time.

Chefcg1 · 07-18-2011, 05:30 PM

that is great!

hiter202 · 07-21-2011, 11:44 AM

LMAO a friend of yours whos a tech with you and steals from you...GREAT FRIEND

lmao

You must do it the BX way HAHA

07-13-2011, 08:05 AM	#1
onebadmofo Banned 74 Rep 2,394 Posts Drives: 2007 E92 335i Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Central NJ iTrader: (14)	Don't you ever piss me off... So another tech here that I am good friends with kept stealing shit from my desk. My mouse, phone headset, etc. I lost my patience when he replaced his squeaky chair with my nice one. So I did some thinking... He has Win7 installed. Did some googling around and typed this in command line bcdedit /set removememory 3600 Which left him with only ~400mb of RAM He's reinstalling Windows right now It took 10 minutes just to boot up, all eye candy is disabled and "out of memory" errors one after another Best part is Windows still 'sees' all 4 gigs in system info but only uses ~400 if you look in task manager To remove it use the command bcdedit /deletevalue removememory It applies for Vista or 7 only. If it's XP just edit boot.ini to add "/maxmem=256". Or 128 if you're really pissed off
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UltimateBMW Brigadier General 169 Rep 3,287 Posts Drives: MP4 Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: South iTrader: (0)	Pretty clever, but be careful. If he ever finds out the command you used, "bcdedit /set removememory 3600" and googles it. The very first hit he will get will take him to this thread. May I suggest rewording it? __________________
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infinitekid2002 Creepin while ya sleepin 70 Rep 3,402 Posts Drives: Like a Bat out of Hell Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: City of Angels iTrader: (4) Garage List 2008 135i [3.71]	Is this the nerd's version of "shanking"? __________________
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santov Lieutenant 21 Rep 483 Posts Drives: 2007 Z4 3.0si White over Beige Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Bay Area, Calif iTrader: (8)	If you don't sit next to this asshole drop one of these in his cube/office. I've used it twice and both times they lost thier shit and started taking apart everything/anything electronic. http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/8c52/
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DougLikesBMW Fapmin 229 Rep 2,662 Posts Drives: '03 E46 330Ci Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Plano, Texas iTrader: (0)	^that is genius
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GregTheStig derp 26 Rep 1,202 Posts Drives: a Tuk Tuk Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Atlanta, GA iTrader: (1)	Couldn't you just send him to meatspin.com instead? I vote for using the device santov posted P.S. DO NOT go to that site if you know what's good for you... __________________
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KGB7 Crazy Russian Bastard 18 Rep 820 Posts Drives: 01 740i sport Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Siberian Prison iTrader: (0)	The idiot doesnt even lock his PC when he leaves his desk?? If you really want to piss him of, then use his PC and his work email account to mass spam everyone with meatspin.com in his address book. He'll get fired by lunch time. __________________ B M W
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Chefcg1 Major 30 Rep 1,128 Posts Drives: 2008 BMW 335i Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Mount Airy, NC iTrader: (6)	that is great! __________________ 2008 335i coupe AW 6AT, RB Turbos, PROcede 2.5 V5, Alpina Flash, Injen Intake, VK MW DP . Helix IC, Vishnu PnP Meth(M10 nozzel), M3 sides, OEM Aero Lip, VMR V710 Midnight Blue, LUX H8, HID Fogs, M3 front bits, D2 Coilovers, Whiteline Rear Bushing inserts, Custom M3 Steering Wheel, Cyba scoops, M2 Performance Exhaust
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hiter202 Captain 11 Rep 734 Posts Drives: BMW Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: CT iTrader: (6)	LMAO a friend of yours whos a tech with you and steals from you...GREAT FRIEND lmao You must do it the BX way HAHA
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