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      06-30-2011, 12:15 AM   #45
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going down on a bitch is not something any male should enjoy, how that is homo is beyond me
You must not have run into any nice pussy yet.

Like Kie, i have also tasted "sugar pussy" and it was awesome. I go down on every girl at least once just to see if I can find another like that. If I don't like it I don't do it again. Most aren't bad when clean. The girl i dated that was immaculate down there ate yogurt and fruits for lunch all the time and never ate any junk food or anything. That's a big factor...
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Not at all
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You must not have run into any nice pussy yet.

Like Kie, i have also tasted "sugar pussy" and it was awesome. I go down on every girl at least once just to see if I can find another like that. If I don't like it I don't do it again. Most aren't bad when clean. The girl i dated that was immaculate down there ate yogurt and fruits for lunch all the time and never ate any junk food or anything. That's a big factor...
I've had my share of all types, but the best I have had didnt have any taste at all. Those are the ones I would go down on
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Do you ever look at your wife's vagina differently after seeing the worst of the worst vaginas?
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What are the best condoms for women who are allergic to latex that also offer protection from STD's. There is a hottie I would like to smash but she wants to do it without a condom because of this very reason. I refuse to go bare for obvious reasons.
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a serious question. I once had this girl who's pussy literally tasted like sugar.... like i literally called her sugarpussy. do you know what could cause that? jesus, i miss that sugar pussy.... ohhhh damn.
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Cool story. IDK but maybe from her diet??
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have you ever seen one so gross that you were just like 'no thanks'?
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Yep. And I tell her too. Hers is really good
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What made you choose OBGYN, I understand the baby delivering. But what would make a man want to look at vagina's ranging from teenagers to 90 year old women?
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Never. Seriously, nothing sexual about it at all.
I don't see how that could be possible. Seeing some hot new girl (patient technically) in the waiting room and not being excited that she will presenting her vag to you very soon.
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What are the best condoms for women who are allergic to latex that also offer protection from STD's. There is a hottie I would like to smash but she wants to do it without a condom because of this very reason. I refuse to go bare for obvious reasons.
Most people who have "latex allergies" don't actually have an allergy. There is a test called "latex agglutinin" that will tell for sure if is truly allergic. The "reaction" she may have had could have been something else, herpes??

But there are vinyl condoms. They suck. There is no good solution for ur problem.
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Most people who have "latex allergies" don't actually have an allergy. There is a test called "latex agglutinin" that will tell for sure if is truly allergic. The "reaction" she may have had could have been something else, herpes??

But there are vinyl condoms. They suck. There is no good solution for ur problem.
Simple. No sex. See I don't need to be a specialist
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What are the best condoms for women who are allergic to latex that also offer protection from STD's. There is a hottie I would like to smash but she wants to do it without a condom because of this very reason. I refuse to go bare for obvious reasons.
Now I know why you "ordered" condoms.


PS. she has the herp, Doc said it not me
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You must not have run into any nice pussy yet.

Like Kie, i have also tasted "sugar pussy" and it was awesome. I go down on every girl at least once just to see if I can find another like that. If I don't like it I don't do it again. Most aren't bad when clean. The girl i dated that was immaculate down there ate yogurt and fruits for lunch all the time and never ate any junk food or anything. That's a big factor...
+1! U become a man when you learn to appreciate the stench of poon. That being said, both parties, can incorporate having bubble baths, or some sort of mutual cleaning, as part of some foreplay. It doesn't smell at all after that.
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