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      06-29-2011, 06:29 PM   #1
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Ask a Persian anything

HAHA - Sorry, i know these are getting out hand, but we needed one of these too.
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      06-29-2011, 06:33 PM   #7
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Don't know persian54 but he seems aight and he knows his ish when it comes to M3s, so much love there... Don't know if he loves trannies or not...

Gold, because we can.

A Persian is a person of Iranian descent who does not subscribe to the country's current ideological or political beliefs or philosophy, IMO, this being especially true since the revolution...

The movie 300 blows

I am one of the lucky ones who is relatively hairless, so I'm hoping one of my constituents can chime in on the grooming of knuckles.

Keep em coming guys...
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Are the women as hairy as the men or even hairier?
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After watching Hangover 2... I don't want to go to Thailand as much anymore :P
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Are the women as hairy as the men or even hairier?
Only had sex with one Persian woman...but generally they're much hairier than Asian women...hence why I (and many Persians I know) have the Yellow Plague/Fever

Those who laser or wax on a regular basis are good to go though.
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how do you feel about the film "300"?
Entertaining


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Do you groom your knuckles?
Sorry I'm not Persian enough to have that much hair, and none of my knuckles


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What's a persian?

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Cause silver is cheap and and cause we can
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Do you groom your knuckles?
Sorry I'm not Persian enough to have that much hair, and none of my knuckles


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What's a persian?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persian


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Cause silver is cheap and and cause we can
Bareekala! Khoob goftee...
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      06-30-2011, 01:01 PM   #21
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why do Persians never refer to themselves as Iranians...70's stigma?

why do persian men like asians instead of their own kind?

do persian men only wipe with their left hand?..if so, why?

which is more offensive?...camel jockey?...or sand negro?...middle eastern sasquatch?..."you hairy coos"(there is a placed called Coos Bay where I live and all Persians laugh when they hear that name).

electolysis, nair, laser, wax for the back hair???...most effective?
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