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      07-07-2011, 05:35 PM   #67
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60% of the time it works every time.........
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k... so i sent her some offline messages, never got a reply. saw her online today, she still didn't reply*. either she hates me or she missed them lol. I'm going to go with missed them because of how we talked in real life... otherwise, foreveralone.jpg

*i didn't talk to her when she's online cause I thought whatever I could come up with would either sound desperate or awkward ("heyyyy...." or "y u no reply me?", respectively :P). any ideas what smooth thing to say if she comes online again?

this is a major fail, i must have -50 game
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      07-29-2011, 09:30 PM   #70
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she's not interested
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how many ladies did you screwed?

we need to do some reference checks before we can confirm you as a player...

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      07-29-2011, 10:00 PM   #73
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ABC- Always Be Closing. When you meet a girl and you're interested, if you don't get her phone number righ then, you'll never get it. Keep that mentality and you'll be fine.
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A my freestyle rappin skillz that drops panties for me.
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ABC- Always Be Closing. When you meet a girl and you're interested, if you don't get her phone number righ then, you'll never get it. Keep that mentality and you'll be fine.
well thanks for the help
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You know, I'll be the first to admit it. I got NO game at the clubs. I couldn't get a girl at a club to fuck me if I paid her... now on the other hand. Throw me in a casual environment, like Yoga or class or anything like that and I turn into a damn shark.

No idea, I guess I just get awkward in the club scene.
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      07-30-2011, 02:55 AM   #77
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well thanks for the help
no prob bob, if you need more help PM me or post in here

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You know, I'll be the first to admit it. I got NO game at the clubs. I couldn't get a girl at a club to fuck me if I paid her... now on the other hand. Throw me in a casual environment, like Yoga or class or anything like that and I turn into a damn shark.

No idea, I guess I just get awkward in the club scene.
clb scene is easier, if you can talk sober, you can talk to drunk girlks
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I have to admit that I admire the approaches you guys use. I've been tied into a relationship for the last 5 years, n find it difficult to get back into chatting up the ladies now I'm single. I just dont seem to be able to pull it off. I'm in the 21-25 age group, n really getting annoyed that I can't seal the deal.

Any suggestions for someone on my position?
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      07-30-2011, 02:26 PM   #79
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I have to admit that I admire the approaches you guys use. I've been tied into a relationship for the last 5 years, n find it difficult to get back into chatting up the ladies now I'm single. I just dont seem to be able to pull it off. I'm in the 21-25 age group, n really getting annoyed that I can't seal the deal.

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Try, only thing you can do. Don't come off as a creep, just crack some jokes to get the tension/awkwardness away. The more you try the easier it will become.
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how are you enjoying the super aids?

no need to be a player when you can get a prime cut and stick with it
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      07-31-2011, 12:25 AM   #84
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no need to be a player when you can get a prime cut and stick with it
totally agree

just need to find the prime cut...
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You won't find prime cut if you don't know how to talk to women, they know they're hot and expect more.
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You won't find prime cut if you don't know how to talk to women, they know they're hot and expect more.
of course, must be pro. once you are you can choose to use it on many or just one.

still gotta work on dat.... lol
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totally agree

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You won't find prime cut if you don't know how to talk to women, they know they're hot and expect more.
I consider it luck of the draw. I found a hot girl (posted dat ass in fap thread) that's basically a keeper by just being a nice guy. Talked to her and asked if she wanted to hang out. Turned out she's a complete nymph. Playing the nice guy card works as long as you're assertive enough. No need to be an asshole and no need to play the douche player role to land the golden ticket imo. You just need to keep rolling the dice until you find someone who isn't batshit crazy.
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