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      06-29-2011, 05:21 PM   #1
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ask a jew anything thread.

ill steal your change when you aren't looking.
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      06-29-2011, 05:25 PM   #4
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      06-29-2011, 05:27 PM   #8
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do you feel you have an advantage over others due to your larger than normal noses and the abundance of free air?
i feel so bad for people with small noses like michael jackson
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Is Drake "the rapper" a jew?
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do you feel you have an advantage over others due to your larger than normal noses and the abundance of free air?
Us blacks have big noses too. I think our nostrils a bigger though
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he's black. there is no such thing as a Jew rapper duh.
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Whats the difference between a Pizza and a jew?

Nah I'll get banned... look it up
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sadly no
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he's black. there is no such thing as a Jew rapper duh.
yes there is.

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Aren't you black?! No such thing as a black jew
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Hey Collins, I have no idea why/how I noticed this but how come your post count stays locked at "2,010?" Are you real?
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Drakes white mother is Jewish, father is AA from TN
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half jew
mom's side?

Edit: since drake's mom is jewish, isn't he is jewish by default?

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did you hear the black version?
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