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      06-25-2011, 07:55 PM   #45
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Just stash her away somewhere and wait two years.
kidnap her and take her to texas, i believe your safe there
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      06-25-2011, 07:57 PM   #46
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Just stash her away somewhere and wait two years.
I don't think it would matter. I'm not legal either for another 3 months anyway
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I don't think it would matter. I'm not legal for another 3 months anyway
Well then! just smash it since the offense is not as strict I believe?
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kidnap her and take her to texas, i believe your safe there
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lollll they will end up kidnapping the girl and you as well hahaha human trafficking is a bitch
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Well then! just smash it since the offense is not as strict I believe?
wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

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wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

How tall are you?
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      06-26-2011, 03:16 PM   #53
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wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

Put the razor blade down man
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wouldn't matter..i would never be able to get a girl like that cause of my height. hell i've never even gotten with anyone from my school. you'd think the bimmer would help..but it doesn't

LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.

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Put the razor blade down man
Its beyond that
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LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.



Its beyond that
Yeup what he said. Just go to the gym, get ripped, then you're good to go.
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How tall are you?
5'1........fuck my gene pool.
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LOL i know EXACTLY what happened to you ROFLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

go to the gym and stop wining.



Its beyond that
I go to Sportime yo, I'm not fat. I'm not jacked. I'm slim. It might be cause of my race too..I'm Bengali aka brown aka what ignorant people call Indian.
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I'm not emo. I'm far from it lol.
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I go to Sportime yo, I'm not fat. I'm not jacked. I'm slim. It might be cause of my race too..I'm Bengali aka brown aka what ignorant people call Indian.
yea, this is what i was loling about... I saw your flag and knew instantly you had a case of bambo foot. Im west indian so i know how it is bro lol. Get to a golds gym near you and get a trainer. You'll be swiming in pussy sooner than you thought
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Is that a late 80s Firebird or IROC convertible? Jeebus.
she has big tits.
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Poor boat!

Of course her parents approve, they're the ones who taught her how to suck a man's wallet dry instead of something else.

She sort of looks young with just a shit load of makeup and hair spray. Get pics fresh out of bed bet she looks like a worn out high schooler. Gonna be hideous when older tap that hard now boys. No way for me my kids are older than her, can't cross that bridge.
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She sort of looks young with just a shit load of makeup and hair spray. Get pics fresh out of bed bet she looks like a worn out high schooler. Gonna be hideous when older tap that hard now boys. No way for me my kids are older than her, can't cross that bridge.
You've probably crossed it and didnt even know. Them bitches always be lying about their age lolololololoollll
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You've probably crossed it and didnt even know. Them bitches always be lying about their age lolololololoollll
Nope that one thing I've done right in my life although my 19YO son has brought home some cuties that I did see in the spa in the backyard. Gave him imaginery high five from upstairs.
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