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      06-21-2011, 02:47 PM   #1
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Top 10 Douche Bag Cars

Reading JDy80's thread "Douchiest Moments" made me remember this link from a while back for the Top 10 Douche Bag Cars. If you've seen this before, sorry for the re-post. If not, prepare to laugh your balls off.

http://my350z.com/forum/the-lounge-o...ebag-cars.html
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      06-21-2011, 02:56 PM   #2
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      06-21-2011, 03:00 PM   #3
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sweet that's why i bought mine
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      06-21-2011, 03:03 PM   #4
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The 3-series finally lost a comparison to the G35
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      06-21-2011, 03:07 PM   #5
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How come evo's missing the party? Lol
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      06-21-2011, 03:10 PM   #6
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The BMW 3 Series, or almost anything BMW is a revered car amongst all douchebags. Commonly referred to as the “Bimmer” or “Beemer” it is believed to propel any douchebag to the top of the food chain. According to douchebags, sluts and whores flock to the car. Having a BMW makes a douchebag part of an elite “Euro” class and automatically adds $50,000 to their imaginary bank account. The performance variant, the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags.
they are spot on 100 percent, except its not an imaginary bank account. whatsgoodtho!? loll great post great post, i loved this pic, its full of win.

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      06-21-2011, 03:14 PM   #7
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^That kid looks more like a ricer than a douchebag
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      06-21-2011, 03:30 PM   #8
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agree with the winning G35.
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      06-21-2011, 03:34 PM   #9
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The comments that go along with each one are hilarious. Especially the one where the douche will look around to make sure that you are looking at his car. Meanwhile your staring at his car because you smell his bumper burning from the 6" exhaust pipe he just installed.
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      06-21-2011, 03:39 PM   #10
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LMAO, especially the maxima
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      06-21-2011, 03:41 PM   #11
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LOL "The performance variant, the M3 is the ultimate BMW for all douchebags."
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      06-21-2011, 03:46 PM   #12
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I agree with the choice of cars, but the comments could've used a little more creative writing behind them
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      06-21-2011, 04:05 PM   #13
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      06-21-2011, 04:08 PM   #15
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Aw E92 M3 Zcp
HAHA - i bet the GP thinks we're all douchebags, so this isn't too far off...
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HAHA - i bet the GP thinks we're all douchebags, so this isn't too far off...
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The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...
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      06-21-2011, 06:09 PM   #18
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The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...
Agreed.

And I would put the pruis somewhere in the top ten. They are so smug with there pos prius. I bet most of them can don't even understand carbon cycling and global climate change.
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      06-21-2011, 06:57 PM   #19
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i forgot to add:

AW E92 M3 ZCP DCT, yeah that's right I said it, big whoop, wanna fight about it?
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      06-21-2011, 07:32 PM   #20
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The Escalade should be in that list, in the top 5...
I was expecting it to be there
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      06-21-2011, 08:45 PM   #21
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Shiz.... I've owned the top 3... Well might as well head to Costco for some more gel, brah!
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      06-21-2011, 08:59 PM   #22
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Just wait a fuckun minute.lol..im buying a 350 for the ol lady this weekend. Track edition..with lots of goodies for the trak
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