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      08-13-2014, 03:02 PM   #1
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Strange/Random/Obscure Facts

I just learned today that the planet Mars has its own flag.




What weird, useless, obscure trivia have you been carrying around in your head?



I see this being an interesting thread but one that will quickly digress into, well, what these normally do.
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If you type "Why is my" in Google search, the first suggestion is
"Why is my poop green?"
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If you type "Why is my" in Google search, the first suggestion is
"Why is my poop green?"
Clearly the answer to that is Licorice Twizzlers.
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If you type "Why is my" in Google search, the first suggestion is
"Why is my poop green?"
do it with "why do black" and see what comes up.....
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do it with "why do black" and see what comes up.....
"Why do black people have yellow eyes?"

HAHAHAH!!
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do it with "why do black" and see what comes up.....
Jajajajajaja...

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do it with "why do black" and see what comes up.....
haha hilarious




Try "How Come I"
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haha hilarious


Try "How Come I"
Lol. I got "How come I haven't gotten my period"?
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Lol. I got "How come I haven't gotten my period"?
haha I just did

"am u" and got "am u pregnant"


this made me lol too:

Google "I hope you get s"
I think I've told someone that before
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"Why won't my" used to bring up "why won't my parakeet eat diarrhea"
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The 9 is due to the number of innings.


Who knows why they're called Red Sox and not Red Socks?
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I just literally laughed out loud mate...

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What is the only animal whose extinction humans can point to the exact date and time it left this world?
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Seems I've been carrying that around too long. The latest endling is Lonesome George (Galapagos tortoise) in 2012
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