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      06-21-2011, 01:39 PM   #45
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Is this true? Sources? I've always heard contrary to belief that being a porn star (male or female) is actually hard work.
...especially with a few Viagra.
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Thankfully, I can attain this without any blue pills. My old man hits bitches every night, and he still aint using no pills. I hope I get his good genes! lol

the problem with fucking 6+ times a day is that the penis literally gets soreeee!! ohhhnoessssss the pain!!! but when you put it in it all goes away.
haha yea i hear ya about getting sore, i would always start after the 3rd or 4th time but damn, im almost 30 and def cant do that every day. I wouldnt even have the time for 6 times, not like back in college when there wasnt much to do during the day, so my GF and i would just fuck while taking breaks from studying... we took a lot of breaks

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Is this true? Sources? I've always heard contrary to belief that being a porn star (male or female) is actually hard work.
There was a documentary on HBO a while back, and it said, that yes its a lot of hard work and lots of pressure to perform, so most now a days, have resorted to the blue pill since its a guarantee

Also a good friend of mine works in the industry (not as a porn star) and he told me how on set, they pop them left and right.
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porn stars are pretty well endowed to begin with and they have a pretty high libido, but i still say 70%+ take pills and use pumps to maximize their on screen performance.

nothing wrong with it - i love to watch some dude plow into another dude's butt.

wait.................nevermind...............
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Yea, I know but I've been scarred for life when a girl did fart...hard. The aroma confirmed it and there was no coming back from that

They are totally different things, Q vs F.

Still, both are nothing to get ED over.

Maybe chicks don't really do it for you?

Man up or stand aside.


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how come it takes you guys 30+ minutes !?!?

my wife and i fuck for about 4.5 - 7 minutes and she's already coating my dong with poon milk.

it's cool for me cuz after she's done, i have the option to keep punishing or just finish.

"most" of the time it's just finish.

here's another one for ya: my wife and i could cum at the same exact time 80% of the time but i've only done it twice. their names are Carlos Jr and Maricela HAHAHA !!!!!
Very visual!

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right? Queefing is funny when you're like 12 years old and never had sex...


What do you think is gonna happen when you ram something inside a cavity? Pressure has to escape somehow...
Chicks sometimes do it when they're getting off as well but then he will stop in middle and get ED.


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They are totally different things, Q vs F.
dude, my wife farted for the first time while riding it on the couch a few weeks ago.

she looked at me and said "oops, i farted".

i looked at her, smiled and just kept going.

i didn't really think about what happened until after we were done - the bitch fucking farted while i was fucking her !!!!!

HAHAHA !!!!

i mean, i didn't think it was gross, but my wife and i have a super helathy sexual relationship - she Q's all the time, especially when hitting it from the back, but she has never farted until a few weeks ago.

i guess we are just that comfortable and she was just "in the zone" or something.

i wisdh i had a cereal guy blowing cereal out of his mouth - this post is very fitting of that image.....
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most likely sensitivety and your diet.

to me, pussy is pussy.

it feels good on your dick and makes you cum - that's what it's designed to do and it WILL NOT deviate from that scope.
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nothing wrong with it - i love to watch some dude plow into another dude's butt.

Ahh. So the truth is out, this...

I just hope you havent taken the liberty of doing some manplowing on your own behalf.....
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      06-21-2011, 02:45 PM   #54
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nah, i was just trying to lighten the modd before i ask you to send me newds......
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They are totally different things, Q vs F.

Still, both are nothing to get ED over.

Maybe chicks don't really do it for you?

Man up or stand aside.


J/K
Funny stuff...but when you we're 16 (granted you had already lost your V title) Q and F was the same thing just farting out the cooch. IDK, bad scents just made my snake wanna take a break



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dude, my wife farted for the first time while riding it on the couch a few weeks ago.

she looked at me and said "oops, i farted".

i looked at her, smiled and just kept going.

i didn't really think about what happened until after we were done - the bitch fucking farted while i was fucking her !!!!!

HAHAHA !!!!

i mean, i didn't think it was gross, but my wife and i have a super helathy sexual relationship - she Q's all the time, especially when hitting it from the back, but she has never farted until a few weeks ago.

i guess we are just that comfortable and she was just "in the zone" or something.

i wisdh i had a cereal guy blowing cereal out of his mouth - this post is very fitting of that image.....
I can totally picture the image you're talking about. Where's Collins he can make a comic out of that?!

As far as the marriage part, yea I'm not there yet, so I'm sure you guys fart/sh** around each other and it's all good. I haven't made it to that point in my life...
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nah, i was just trying to lighten the modd before i ask you to send me newds......
its gonna cost you a pretty penny
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one penny !?!?

there seems to be room for negotiation, HAHA !!!!
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3 pages and we are no closer to an answer my friend

So I feel collectivley we can come up with a plan of attack if history repeats itself as it often does. So if this does happen again try this.

When you feel your manhood shrivling up, pull out, * this is much easier if you are tappin dat ass from behind but if you are on top slowly withdraw and turn her to her side kiss her neck a couple times and call her by name (they like that shit , I dont know her name so we will just call her sammich maker)

Let her know you have to take a leak and for her to keep it warm for you while your gone, REGROUP!!! and pull it together, get a drink have smoke whatever it takes, close your eyes and go that fucked up perverted part of your brain until your dick is harder than chinese arithmetic. Then walk back in tell sammich maker your sorry about the delay (your really not but the like that shit too). Now finish the job LIKE A BOSS!!!
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3 pages and we are no closer to an answer my friend

So I feel collectivley we can come up with a plan of attack if history repeats itself as it often does. So if this does happen again try this.

When you feel your manhood shrivling up, pull out, * this is much easier if you are tappin dat ass from behind but if you are on top slowly withdraw and turn her to her side kiss her neck a couple times and call her by name (they like that shit , I dont know her name so we will just call her sammich maker)

Let her know you have to take a leak and for her to keep it warm for you while your gone, REGROUP!!! and pull it together, get a drink have smoke whatever it takes, close your eyes and go that fucked up perverted part of your brain until your dick is harder than chinese arithmetic. Then walk back in tell sammich maker your sorry about the delay (your really not but the like that shit too). Now finish the job LIKE A BOSS!!!


Now is this recommended with or without a rubber? I've never had a "keep it up" problem w/o a rubber, but I have to use rubber on strange pussy.
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3 pages and we are no closer to an answer my friend

So I feel collectivley we can come up with a plan of attack if history repeats itself as it often does. So if this does happen again try this.

When you feel your manhood shrivling up, pull out, * this is much easier if you are tappin dat ass from behind but if you are on top slowly withdraw and turn her to her side kiss her neck a couple times and call her by name (they like that shit , I dont know her name so we will just call her sammich maker)

Let her know you have to take a leak and for her to keep it warm for you while your gone, REGROUP!!! and pull it together, get a drink have smoke whatever it takes, close your eyes and go that fucked up perverted part of your brain until your dick is harder than chinese arithmetic. Then walk back in tell sammich maker your sorry about the delay (your really not but the like that shit too). Now finish the job LIKE A BOSS!!!
Very strong post...
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Now is this recommended with or without a rubber? I've never had a "keep it up" problem w/o a rubber, but I have to use rubber on strange pussy.
Fresh meat you gotta wear one,
Cmon man

Stop buying Magnums if you dont have the length, all that extra rubber at the end will cut of your circulation and give you a limp dick
go find a variety pack, find one you like, lambskin whatever.

stop overthinking it.

plus I want a better pic of this broad
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Fresh meat you gotta wear one,
Cmon man

Stop buying Magnums if you dont have the length, all that extra rubber at the end will cut of your circulation and give you a limp dick
go find a variety pack, find one you like, lambskin whatever.

stop overthinking it.

plus I want a better pic of this broad

That's gonna cost you...help me, help you.
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one penny !?!?

there seems to be room for negotiation, HAHA !!!!
Please forward your terms and conditions to my lawyer. He will be contacting you via phone, fax, and e-mail. I'm sure we can work something out

no homo thoooo lol
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Ok, So I have this "ED" problem when getting head, I always just blame it on the chick for not being good at it, but srs not cool.

Rubbers cause problems too, but usually the girl is sore before its not available, The comment about taking a break is A+. Tell her she's getting loose and you want to keep it tight, she will accept that.

Then get something to drink, go to the bathroom, think about underage women and bam you're goood to go.
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A little off topic, but you guys ever seen that website dancingbear.com? I just can't quite comprehend how fast girls turn into level 7 sluts when there's a cock, music, and alcohol around. I'd say that's a helluva a job though!
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