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      06-20-2011, 11:22 AM   #1
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Has this ever happened to you...? PICS NOW NSFW

There was a scene in the movie "Something About Mary" when the character Ben Stiller plays faps before smashing a chick so that he can supposedly last longer.

I've never needed to do this, but got caught off guard this weekend with some unexpected pussy from a super bad bitch (asian/italian and ~32-24-38) and halfway through putting in work, things got real flaccid. I'm not old enough to have ED (or am I), and I guess fapping in the same day as getting real pussy causes pseudo porn performance (PPP).

I have thick skin, bring it on.

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lol I did the same thing with my ex. Flaccid every time and she always thought it was her. I don't do it with the current one and it seems to last until I shoot coolant out of my twin turbos.

Also, post pic of said girl or you were actually on the receiving end of a gloryhole
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      06-20-2011, 11:29 AM   #3
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lol I did the same thing with my ex. Flaccid every time and she always thought it was her. I don't do it with the current one and it seems to last until I shoot coolant out of my twin turbos.

Also, post pic of said girl or you were actually on the receiving end of a gloryhole

LOL @ that. Yea, man I tried to get a shot of her afterwards, but I felt like a perv. I'm gonna text her some shyt like last night was dope (she'll probably disgaree) send me a pic of yo fine ss. See what happens...
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For a second there, I thought you were gonna tell us how your balls got jammed in your zipper.
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There is probably no one answer here. I have had very satisfying orgasms with my wife (or prior) and still rock solid within 6 (hell 2) hours..and nope, im not a young chicken.
Just seeing my wife unclothed within 30 mins of sex (with her), and its a rock. And stimulation really does not make or break it. Don't overthink it.

If there is one thing I could offer, it is don't work on holding back - work on being able to push (like emptying your bladder). You can basically keep extra blood going to the member at will - blowing your load really has no bearing once you get control over this muscle group.

Not much of a reader myself - but every guy should have scanned this - http://www.amazon.com/ESO-Lover-Exte.../dp/0446677620

While it was never necessary, I did have a prescription for your common ED drug for a while (bc the wife liked it). The bottle has been on the shelf for the last 6 months and there has been no reason to even open it...
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There is probably no one answer here. I have had very satisfying orgasms with my wife (or prior) and still rock solid within 6 (hell 2) hours..and nope, im not a young chicken.
Just seeing my wife unclothed within 30 mins of sex (with her), and its a rock. And stimulation really does not make or break it. Don't overthink it.

If there is one thing I could offer, it is don't work on holding back - work on being able to push (like emptying your bladder). You can basically keep extra blood going to the member at will - blowing your load really has no bearing once you get control over this muscle group.

Not much of a reader myself - but every guy should have scanned this - http://www.amazon.com/ESO-Lover-Exte.../dp/0446677620

While it was never necessary, I did have a prescription for your common ED drug for a while (bc the wife liked it). The bottle has been on the shelf for the last 6 months and there has been no reason to even open it...

I get what your saying, but what I want to know is, after "shooting coolant from your twin turbos" as the other guy said and then about 3 hours later, are you 100% ready to go again?

I have no problem keeping it up the first time, but after that 1st load, my soldiers need time (about 24 hours) to recouperate and in this case she was ready and I don't think I was...But I couldn't let her go while she's in a f***able mood ya know?
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3 hours in between? im ready to go after about 25 mins.
Is that because you borrow your boyfriends viagra?
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I get what your saying, but what I want to know is, after "shooting coolant from your twin turbos" as the other guy said and then about 3 hours later, are you 100% ready to go again?
Believe me, it can be much less time than 3 hours. Once you learn what I am referring to, you will not loose an ere*tion afterward. Minor loss of rigidity, yes, but that is all. Effectively very minor. The wife has not really adopted the same enthusiasm- BUT IM working on it...
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you mean YOUR viagra????

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Rarely do I agree with Express. But... yeah.. In my mid 20's, if i haven't gotten laid in a few weeks and I haven't fapped in a few days. I can go and go and go. If she is hot enough and things are all about sex right then and there, and no alcohol is involved. Watch out!

The first 3 weeks I was with my ex, we would fuck between 4-6 times a day. This sounds crazy but it was just non-stop. Before class, after class, lunch time, before dinner and finally before sleep. On the weekends we would wake up and lounge around and fuck throughout the day. I was 21 or 22 at the time and I don't know if I still have that kinda drive. She was much better looking back then, than she was when we split.
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Rarely do I agree with Express. But... yeah.. In my mid 20's, if i haven't gotten laid in a few weeks and I haven't fapped in a few days. I can go and go and go. If she is hot enough and things are all about sex right then and there, and no alcohol is involved. Watch out!

The first 3 weeks I was with my ex, we would fuck between 4-6 times a day. This sounds crazy but it was just non-stop. Before class, after class, lunch time, before dinner and finally before sleep. On the weekends we would wake up and lounge around and fuck throughout the day. I was 21 or 22 at the time and I don't know if I still have that kinda drive. She was much better looking back then, than she was when we split.
This. And I can smash immediately after "shooting my babies". But if I've been consecutively smahing everyday, then my body isn't as hyped to go again right after.

But 4-6 times a day? Dam, you beat my high school record! haha
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ditch the condoms. you wont have this problem any more. stick with one bitch though, dont wanna catch nothinzzz. Ohh man 6 times a day? pshhh better not be less lol
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Whenever you start going out with a girl and just start having sex, it's pretty much only during that time you can have sex multiple times a day every day.

Afterwards, you just get used to her..and that initial spark isn't as strong.
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Whenever you start going out with a girl and just start having sex, it's pretty much only during that time you can have sex multiple times a day every day.

Afterwards, you just get used to her..and that initial spark isn't as strong.
Unless you put a hoe on a pill and get rid of the sheepskin
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Whenever you start going out with a girl and just start having sex, it's pretty much only during that time you can have sex multiple times a day every day.

Afterwards, you just get used to her..and that initial spark isn't as strong.
i dunno about that. depends on the chick. i dated a nymphomaniac during college for about a year and we fucked like rabbits nearly every day with rare exception. but that's definitely the exception, not the rule.
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i dunno about that. depends on the chick. i dated a nymphomaniac during college for about a year and we fucked like rabbits nearly every day with rare exception. but that's definitely the exception, not the rule.
thats it. the magic formula is a Nympho + Birth control = full of win.
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thats it. the magic formula is a Nympho + Birth control = full of sperm.
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Unless you put a hoe on a pill and get rid of the sheepskin

You should try lambskin, it feels way realer.

*But it does not protect against STD's, just prevents babies.
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You should try lambskin, it feels way realer.

*But it does not protect against STD's, just prevents babies.
ahahah thats cool, I have never fucked with sheepskin or lambskin It was Durex and Trojans (mainly durex) for about 4 months and I was like : look bitch, my dick aint gonna get hard for you no more if i cant cause friction with my dick and yo' puss. Ive been eating raw meat ever since then.
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lol I did the same thing with my ex. Flaccid every time and she always thought it was her. I don't do it with the current one and it seems to last until I shoot coolant out of my twin turbos.

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Well, you left out the most important part. Was she any good or was she just lying there waiting for you to finish ... so she could go make you a sammich?

The problem with some hot chicks as that there so wrapped up in themslves that they cant fuck, your dick could of been trying to tell you something.

Did you at least get a sammich out of it?
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