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      10-07-2005, 05:14 AM   #1
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Free Drinks....(not PC)

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a
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>lot of money between them; they could only raise the
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>staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said "Hang on, I have an
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>idea."
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>He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with
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>one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't
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>have any money left at all!"
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>Murphy replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into
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>the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness
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>and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.
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>Shamus said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much
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>trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!"
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>Murphy replied, with a smile. "Don't worry; I have a plan,
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>Cheers!"
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>They downed their drinks. Murphy said, "OK, I'll stick the
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>sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put
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>it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk,
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>and threw them out. They continued this, pub after pub,
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>getting more and drunk, all for free.
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>At the tenth pub Shamus said "Murphy - I don't think I can
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>do any more o' this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
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Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in
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      10-07-2005, 08:48 AM   #2
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thats a very good one
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HAHAHA ... thats hilarious!
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