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      06-13-2011, 10:34 AM   #23
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I didnt see any fat dolls, I think he'll be ok
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      06-13-2011, 10:54 AM   #24
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You guys realize Howard Stern put this company www.realdoll.com on the map. Howard order one of these dolls way back and use to have it in his studio.
I remember. They wanted to make a realdoll based on Eric the Midget... I mean the Actor.
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      06-13-2011, 11:57 AM   #25
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You guys ever see the movie "Lars and the real girl"? I would imagine that's what all those people on the doll forum are like.


http://www.imdb.com/media/rm2072229888/tt0805564
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      06-13-2011, 12:17 PM   #26
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      06-13-2011, 12:25 PM   #27
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they did not post my thread i dont think, im gonna have to post another one thats vastly less troll like. Cant do it now because im at work. probably tomorrow evening ill make another one.
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      06-13-2011, 12:36 PM   #28
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This gives me so much potential. Idk what to start with. I think the idea of gaining their trust is a good one. Maybe after you become a seasoned member they no longer require you to have your posts screened. however... how the FUCK do i gain the trust of people like this? Seem legitimately interested in dolls?


Buy a doll and they will trust you no matter what you say or do.
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      06-13-2011, 01:08 PM   #29
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Buy a doll and they will trust you no matter what you say or do.
Yeah i think you will need to showoff your own doll fetish to make them trust you.
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      06-13-2011, 01:45 PM   #31
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And if you buy a midget doll, they will prob make you a mod.
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      06-13-2011, 01:46 PM   #32
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And if you buy a midget doll, they will prob make you a mod.
hahah omg I lol'd

Just photoshop someone else's doll and make it black or something, then tell them how you're hiding your dolls from your parents.
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      06-13-2011, 02:01 PM   #33
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hahah omg I lol'd

Just photoshop someone else's doll and make it black or something, then tell them how you're hiding your dolls from your parents.
do this. i want the know the hilarity that will ensue.
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      06-13-2011, 02:03 PM   #34
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hahah omg I lol'd

Just photoshop someone else's doll and make it black or something, then tell them how you're hiding your dolls from your parents.

He should ask how he can discuss his doll relationship with his parents and gain their support and understanding.
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ask them if it is considered cheating on your doll if you take your mom to prom
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      06-13-2011, 02:07 PM   #36
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Start a thread about how your new doll is better in bed than your cousin.
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      06-13-2011, 02:15 PM   #37
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ask them if it is considered cheating on your doll if you take your mom to prom
It would depend if they had a threesome before.
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It would depend if they had a threesome before.
ewwwwwwww
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      06-13-2011, 02:46 PM   #39
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      06-13-2011, 03:57 PM   #40
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Hahaha this is so fk'n funny. I'm so gonna get drunk and fuck with these people....
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      06-13-2011, 04:00 PM   #41
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hahah omg I lol'd

Just photoshop someone else's doll and make it black or something, then tell them how you're hiding your dolls from your parents.
That is the best idea ever.

Or tell them your parents thought it was a real girl and now you dont know how to explain it to them.
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Hahaha this is so fk'n funny. I'm so gonna get drunk and fuck with these people....
i guess it is better than getting drunk and fucking your sister's barbie doll. Seriously, do these people just wake up one day and say "hmm, I wanna stick my dick in a doll"?
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i guess it is better than getting drunk and fucking your sister's barbie doll. Seriously, do these people just wake up one day and say "hmm, I wanna stick my dick in a doll"?
They have interchangeable tongues!
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They have interchangeable tongues!
you can get the same effect by stapling a chicks tongue. Same effect as in she leaves you, and then you get a new girl... End result is the same, right?
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