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      06-12-2011, 08:22 PM   #1
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Doll forum OMFG:

So as you all know, i was considered a troll by doll forum and my account was banned. I sent a message to the admin saying that I in fact was not a troll and sent my deepest apologies to them. They responded:

Rob/Wakkar,

I want offer my deepest apologies for mistaking you for a troll, and also let you know that your Doll Forum account has been un-banned and reactivated. It was just dumb bad luck that you joined on the heels of an attempted troll attack ("tigershit" was a reference to the forum through which they found us).

And for the record, it wasn't so much your numeric typo that set off my internal troll alarm, but the part about grabbing women off the street (such trolls seem to see the concept of dolls as a threat to their masculinity; i.e. the inability to "get" a real woman), and also the phrase "used and abused" (they likewise assume that the damage high-end dolls suffer is due to intentional abuse rather than normal wear). Perhaps we need a warning on the registration to page to not try to be too whimsical with your first post...except that'd just make it easier for actual trolls to slip in under the radar.

Again, I'm truly sorry that I mistook you for a troll, as well as for being such a snarky bastard with your disapproval message. I sincerely hope that you can forgive me, and that you'll rejoin us at TDF. You'll likely find that, for the most part, we're a friendly, accepting lot; indeed, I've never found remotely the same camaraderie elsewhere on the web as I have there, and hopefully you will too.

Ian, a.k.a. NotMyName

P.S. Know that while a handful of us are rather "out" as doll owners, we will nonetheless respect your privacy with regard to your true identity and contact info.

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Holy shit I am dying. I think im in

also get the fuck in chat.
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      06-12-2011, 08:45 PM   #2
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lol: That has got to be the funniest shit ever! Made my day. But that mods gonna get pissed after a couple of your posts, maybe. Lol.
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      06-12-2011, 08:56 PM   #3
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LOL good looks wakka.
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      06-12-2011, 08:57 PM   #4
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I'm too uncomfortable to go on their site again though.
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      06-12-2011, 09:08 PM   #5
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Don't troll for a week..gain their trust. After that go all 4chan on them.
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      06-12-2011, 09:10 PM   #6
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lol this is very epic..
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      06-12-2011, 09:24 PM   #7
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This gives me so much potential. Idk what to start with. I think the idea of gaining their trust is a good one. Maybe after you become a seasoned member they no longer require you to have your posts screened. however... how the FUCK do i gain the trust of people like this? Seem legitimately interested in dolls?
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      06-12-2011, 09:31 PM   #8
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This gives me so much potential. Idk what to start with. I think the idea of gaining their trust is a good one. Maybe after you become a seasoned member they no longer require you to have your posts screened. however... how the FUCK do i gain the trust of people like this? Seem legitimately interested in dolls?
Ask them if they want to share? Or maybe, Ask them if they can try out there doll before buying
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      06-12-2011, 09:31 PM   #9
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I don't know if this is safe for your sanity, you may need to see a doctor after posting there too much :P
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      06-12-2011, 09:38 PM   #10
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^^

thats kinda what i am worried about.
Brians had a few good ideas:

BTM earn their trust
22:22 BTM but be fucking weird about it
22:23 BTM like do you cum on your dolls face or tits
BTM or
22:28 BTM does your doll like anal
22:28 BTM or merely put up with it

I then asked him to make a troll account and troll with me, and he went with:
BTM i'll use you as a member referall
22:36 BTM username jizz4lyfe

Nice brian youre going to blow my cover.
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      06-12-2011, 09:58 PM   #11
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those guys are already fucking dolls don't make their lives even more miserable.
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      06-12-2011, 10:36 PM   #12
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DUDE! I so want one!

Http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav...rui_set3_5.jpg
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Link to forum post?
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      06-12-2011, 11:32 PM   #14
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Holy shit.
I can't take anymore. Wtf

http://www.dollharem.com/dhgallery/displayimage.php?album=lastup
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      06-12-2011, 11:37 PM   #15
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I saw a movie where some guy infiltrated a group called the Navi, and ended up falling in love with a giant blue smurf. Be careful you don't end up with a doll of your own.
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      06-12-2011, 11:38 PM   #16
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I saw a movie where some guy infiltrated a group called the Navi, and ended up falling in love with a giant blue smurf. Be careful you don't end up with a doll of your own.
I didnt see any fat dolls, I think he'll be ok
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      06-13-2011, 12:14 AM   #17
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I am so glad this worked. Link to thread?
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      06-13-2011, 12:22 AM   #19
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Troll hard or go home.
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      06-13-2011, 08:08 AM   #20
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so what was your original post? I doin't remember seeing it in that thread
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I didnt see any fat dolls, I think he'll be ok
hooooooooooly shit! hahahahahahahahahah
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      06-13-2011, 09:28 AM   #22
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You guys realize Howard Stern put this company www.realdoll.com on the map. Howard order one of these dolls way back and use to have it in his studio.
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