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      06-09-2011, 09:49 AM   #1
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This girl really loves pussy



She really needs help
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      06-09-2011, 09:52 AM   #2
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      06-09-2011, 09:53 AM   #3
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      06-09-2011, 09:54 AM   #4
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What a fucking joke... LMAO!!!
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      06-09-2011, 09:56 AM   #5
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what the fuck, she realllllllly loves cats.

oh the nose and the whiskers and ears.
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      06-09-2011, 10:06 AM   #6
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Now I see why she is going the eHarmony route.
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      06-09-2011, 10:09 AM   #7
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Fast forward 20 years, crazy ass lady living alone with 20 cats. This is how is starts
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      06-09-2011, 10:14 AM   #8
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Fast forward 20 years, crazy ass lady living alone with 20 cats. This is how is starts
yep that is for sure... wonder who eharmony would pair her up with someone, maybe with a guy that really loves dogs
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      06-09-2011, 10:17 AM   #9
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      06-09-2011, 10:25 AM   #10
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      06-09-2011, 11:22 AM   #11
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Either shes a good actor or...... bat shit crazy!
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      06-09-2011, 11:59 AM   #12
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No way this broad has an MBA
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      06-09-2011, 12:10 PM   #13
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I just watched it, WTF.

1. her voice would be a deal breaker for me
2. WTF
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      06-09-2011, 12:12 PM   #14
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No way she got a real reply.... Bat shit crazy is a good term.
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      06-09-2011, 12:14 PM   #15
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this girl will be forever alone...mark my words. she's not bad looking (although i haven't seen body), but the crying cat love will make any guy that doesn't have prior sexual assault convictions run miles in the opposite direction.
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      06-09-2011, 12:17 PM   #16
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comments are saying its fake
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      06-09-2011, 12:19 PM   #17
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comments are saying its fake
everything on jewtube is fake. even the blatantly obvious is fake.
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      06-09-2011, 12:29 PM   #18
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      06-09-2011, 05:54 PM   #19
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      06-09-2011, 06:01 PM   #20
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Anyone surprised she is trying internet dating now LOL

I can see the convo now.

"so what do you like"

:crying: "I like cats".
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      06-09-2011, 06:16 PM   #21
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Anyone surprised she is trying internet dating now LOL

I can see the convo now.

"so what do you like"

:crying: "I like cats".
this. I dont know how some people are saying she'd be alone forever... there are equally as many dudes who act like this as well. Trust me, she will find hundreds of men to pork her.

Thank god, none of us here would be on that list. I would like to hope, and Ill give everyone here the benefit of the doubt except spool...
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      06-09-2011, 06:31 PM   #22
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