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      05-19-2011, 06:17 AM   #23
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You're really gay for still having the image painted in your brain and thinking about it so much that you even made a thread about it. Just saying...
Def. gay. OP stored this in his spank bank
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      05-19-2011, 06:41 AM   #24
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      05-19-2011, 06:55 AM   #25
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Someone obviously never played sports in high school. OP's gay... Even gayer for making thread..
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      05-19-2011, 10:26 AM   #26
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I kinda like the idea of having an openly gay member on e90post..

so question, I think every guy, even the ones who are very very comfortable with their sexuality (Straight bros), wonder to some degree if gay bros prolong their gym stay in the locker room for obvious reasons..True?
I don't; we have a gym here at work.. I just mind my own business [I would be lieing if I said I haven't ever caught a glance of anything on 'accident', but i've never just stared at someone with creepy predator eyes, like "im gonna get sum that"] though it does make me feel a little better about my weight/ugliness when I catch people looking at me in the locker room.


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I can't even stand urinal conversations, let alone talking naked with another dude.

Definitely gay.

Bathroom conversation absolutely drives me crazy. I don't like it when people don't obey urinal spacing rules and regulations, or when they try to talk to you.. I'm in there to pee.

The other day I went into the bathroom on one of the shared floors here, there is a guy who shaves/brushes his teeth/etc. up there.. Well my timing was shit because he was in there; he was busy doing his thing at the sink, I went to go pee, and he followed me over to the urinal.. Which was weird, cause I didn't really have to pee, I had to poo, but I have public bathroom issues so I won't do #2 if someone else is in there. Anywho so I peed a little, then when I flush he did as well and went back to the sink to finish getting ready.

What the eff is that about? Creeps me the hell out.

I also despise when co workers fart next to you, we only have 2 urinals in each bathroom, please try to hold it in while someone is next to you.
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      05-19-2011, 10:53 AM   #27
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      05-19-2011, 11:02 AM   #28
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This thread makes me hungry. Does that make me teh ghey?
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      05-19-2011, 02:05 PM   #29
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I don't; we have a gym here at work.. I just mind my own business [I would be lieing if I said I haven't ever caught a glance of anything on 'accident', but i've never just stared at someone with creepy predator eyes, like "im gonna get sum that"] though it does make me feel a little better about my weight/ugliness when I catch people looking at me in the locker room.
Man that's a special privilege gay people have... It's kinda like straight guys having free excess to women's locker room.

I try to spend as little time as possible in the locker rooms... keep my eyes up at eye level... narrow my field of peripheral vision... find locker that is at the top.
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      05-19-2011, 02:42 PM   #30
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who gives a $shit... not like they were touching tips
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      05-19-2011, 03:03 PM   #31
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Side note: I don't know why this is but it seems like the older you are, the more naked you have to be in the locker room. Doesn't matter which one I'm at, it's always these senile, wrinkle balled bastards brushing their teeth and blow drying their pubes without a damn thing on.
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      05-19-2011, 03:19 PM   #32
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When you're old you don't give a fuck; what are you going to do about it?
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      05-19-2011, 03:21 PM   #33
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Side note: I don't know why this is but it seems like the older you are, the more naked you have to be in the locker room. Doesn't matter which one I'm at, it's always these senile, wrinkle balled bastards brushing their teeth and blow drying their pubes without a damn thing on.
Never understood why old dudes do the whole blowdry pubes thing.
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      05-19-2011, 03:23 PM   #34
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Never understood why old dudes do the whole blowdry pubes thing.
It is appropriate to blowdry that region of oneself, especially the taint.

People appreciate it.
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      05-19-2011, 04:13 PM   #35
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I once walked into the locker room out here to wash my hands after a workout. Lo and behold theres a dude standing there in front of the sink at the bench, captain morgan stance, blowdrying his grundle.
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      05-19-2011, 04:28 PM   #37
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I once walked into the locker room out here to wash my hands after a workout. Lo and behold theres a dude standing there in front of the sink at the bench, captain morgan stance, blowdrying his grundle.
Exactly what I was talking about. Seriously.
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      05-19-2011, 04:35 PM   #38
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I dont even think gay guys do this kinda shit. Guys that do this have that weird comfort zone when at the gym or wherever and dont feel its an issue. I honestly dont care much, but its just strange that they wouldn't just put on some boxers or something.

Like a nude beach. Alot of those guys arent gay... they're just fu*ked in the head a bit.
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      05-19-2011, 04:43 PM   #39
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^^ I would never blow dry my special regions in a public place... I don't even do it at home; only in a hotel because it makes me feel special.

Cyrax - Some people are nudists and they enjoy it, usually there aren't any good ones at nude beaches, they are all old.
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So I'm at the gym and need to go in to wash my hand/face.

I see 2 dudes in the reflection of the mirror just standing with hands on hips totally naked having a conversation without a care in the world.

I'm trying not to notice, but they are clear as day in the mirror.

I hurry up to dry my face and hands and get out quick.

Gay or not gay to have a conversation naked?

Bonus Question: Gay or not gay for me not to have immediately walked out?

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      05-19-2011, 05:16 PM   #41
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      05-19-2011, 05:18 PM   #42
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I wasn't saying it's because they're gay, it's because they're fucking weird (hence why I said "side note")
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I wasn't saying it's because they're gay, it's because they're fucking weird (hence why I said "side note")
Honestly I have no idea, I would probably never stand in a locker room naked talking to someone unless I was getting paid for it.
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      05-19-2011, 05:33 PM   #44
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Someone obviously never played sports in high school. OP's gay... Even gayer for making thread..
Played high school and college basketball. Never saw this though.
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