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      05-12-2011, 07:49 PM   #1
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Dear BMW parts dealers. . . (semi NSFW rant)

You can lick my hairy albino ewok lookin' ass if you think I'm going to pay a retarded amount of money for something NOT WORTH IT.

Hear me out; Ill start on exhausts:

It may be made by hand or it may sound awesome but FUCK YOU if you think I'm paying close to a $1000 for a friggin muffler! Are you retarded? oh and another $1000 for pipes bent together to make an "x pipe"?! I would rather spend a grand on wheels and tires and just cut the damn muffler off! Hell it'd shed about 20 some lbs!

I'm new to the BMW world and I understand its more of a "premium" car but seriously come the fuck on! And dont give me that "well we have better quality parts then the rest" b/c thats crap!

Call me cheap, I would rather pay $50-$100 for a flowmaster, borla, magna flow or even a cherry bomb before i would EVER shell out close to a grand for the same exact friggin thing!

And short shift kits;

It may be made with a CNC machine and I understand what it takes to program the machine to make the part its supposed to. But a shaft of metal and some other bits is not worth $350. Seriously!?

Ok I am done, this is one of the major reason why i hadn't gotten my Z before the time i did. I cant stand the "BMW mark up" on shit that ain't worth it! This is not a personal attack on any one company so please do not take it as such. If this offends others I'm sorry for you. If you can afford those parts, get them. But for the rest of us out there, wtf man!? wft?!


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      05-12-2011, 07:52 PM   #2
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Get the fuck outta my car.
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      05-12-2011, 07:54 PM   #3
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Military guy who just bought his first BMW, coming from what? mustang GT? SRT-4? Civic?
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      05-12-2011, 07:57 PM   #4
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Ok. I'll call you cheap.
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I bet its not too late to trade it for a lawn mower and a couple 12 packs of bud heavy.
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      05-12-2011, 08:09 PM   #8
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If you can find a borla exhaust for my 135i for 100 bucks let me know.

$1,450.99


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      05-12-2011, 08:45 PM   #9
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First, you're cheap. Second, you are paying for engineering, not materials, especially when it comes to short shifters. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. Like anyone on here will tell you, you gotta pay to play.

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I bet its not too late to trade it for a lawn mower and a couple 12 packs of bud heavy.
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You can lick my hairy albino ewok lookin' ass if you think I'm going to pay a retarded amount of money for something NOT WORTH IT.

Hear me out; Ill start on exhausts:

It may be made by hand or it may sound awesome but FUCK YOU if you think I'm paying close to a $1000 for a friggin muffler! Are you retarded? oh and another $1000 for pipes bent together to make an "x pipe"?! I would rather spend a grand on wheels and tires and just cut the damn muffler off! Hell it'd shed about 20 some lbs!

I'm new to the BMW world and I understand its more of a "premium" car but seriously come the fuck on! And dont give me that "well we have better quality parts then the rest" b/c thats crap!

Call me cheap, I would rather pay $50-$100 for a flowmaster, borla, magna flow or even a cherry bomb before i would EVER shell out close to a grand for the same exact friggin thing!

And short shift kits;

It may be made with a CNC machine and I understand what it takes to program the machine to make the part its supposed to. But a shaft of metal and some other bits is not worth $350. Seriously!?

Ok I am done, this is one of the major reason why i hadn't gotten my Z before the time i did. I cant stand the "BMW mark up" on shit that ain't worth it! This is not a personal attack on any one company so please do not take it as such. If this offends others I'm sorry for you. If you can afford those parts, get them. But for the rest of us out there, wtf man!? wft?!


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+1, but you got some really funny responses! And yes, the little princesses at the dealership, are waaaaay over priced!
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      05-12-2011, 09:09 PM   #12
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I would rather pay $50-$100 for a flowmaster, borla, magna flow or even a cherry bomb!
lol. you seem to know nothing about exhaust, beside the brand name.
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      05-12-2011, 09:13 PM   #13
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for 1000 you can get a shit exhaust. I paid around 2k for my bastuck. All depends on the car, for a ferrari, a 1000 dollar exhaust will be horse shit. But maybe on your mustang you can get by with a 400 dollar exhaust poor man

btw a 200 dollar flowmaster is not the "same exact frigginn thing" as any other exhaust. It is shit and only shit. GTFO
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      05-12-2011, 09:16 PM   #14
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I could only imagine what you would say if you had a e9x M3 and wanted to buy a performance part from the dealer for that!!
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      05-12-2011, 09:20 PM   #16
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Just got a new BMW? Congrats man. Mind sharing with a pic with us?
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statement applies to you too Mr. Brazilian gas station
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statement applies to you too Mr. Brazilian gas station
how do you still remember that, and how do you know one of my friends that I know posted that vid?
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You think I'm stupid?

"At my gas station"

"Didn't want her to turn around while I video'd"

"saw this before"

"saw this it's on youtube and old and from Brazil"

Busted. Maybe not everything you post is bullshit, but you're still a troll
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You think I'm stupid?

"At my gas s
"Didn't want her to turn around while I video'd"

"saw this before"

"saw this it's on youtube and old and from Brazil"

Busted. Maybe not everything you post is bullshit, but you're still a troll
Its was a pit stop with my friend about 5 yrs ago.
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Not mad at all, just
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      05-12-2011, 09:39 PM   #22
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Not mad at all, just
the gas station part was bs, but I actually saw that ass in really life whether u like it or not lol
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