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      05-13-2011, 05:25 PM   #1
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Boy, 14, Posts Girlfriend's Nude Photo on Facebook When She Won't Have Sex With Him

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Police aren't releasing any names, only saying that the Rotten Little Bastard is a freshman at Goddard High School in Roswell, New Mexico. But by some miracle of ecclesiastical charity, he managed to get a girlfriend. Now his big problem was getting her in bed...

The 14-year-old kept pestering his sweetheart to send him a nude photo of herself. When her resistance wore down, she finally gave in.

Of course, the kid wasn't content to witness her pixelated nudity. He was hoping for something a little more along the lines of the close-contact grinding variety. So being the really shitty boyfriend that he is, he threatened to post her naked photo on his Facebook page if she wouldn't have sex with him.

The 15-year-girl refused, so up went the photo. At some point it was taken down, but the little prick put it up again.

But instead of blackmailing her into the throes of awkward groping and premature ejaculation, Captain Dickhead's ploy had the opposite effect of summoning Roswell's Finest. They charged the little asshole with harassment and intimidation, then threw his scrawny bones into the juvenile clink.
http://www.truecrimereport.com/2011/...iends_nude.php
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      05-13-2011, 05:37 PM   #2
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      05-13-2011, 05:39 PM   #3
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The only thing out of this world to come out of Roswell, NM is Demi Moore.
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      05-13-2011, 05:42 PM   #4
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      05-13-2011, 05:47 PM   #5
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The little kids lucky. He could have been charged with procuring and distributing child pornography, showing pornography to minors, etc. His parents should beat him.
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For those who desperately want pics, click the link....

lol I wonder what his parents thought when he got dumped in juvie.
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      05-13-2011, 05:51 PM   #7
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lol@the news posting the picture. I hope thats not actually her.
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      05-13-2011, 05:52 PM   #8
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There's an alleged pic on the link ... not much to see. Yeah seriously, that better not be her ...
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thats exactly what i said as soon as i clicked the link^^ fuuuuuu
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      05-13-2011, 06:04 PM   #11
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the kid is going to get the shit kicked out of him in juvi because he is a little bitch.

I really hope that isn't her in the link, but even if it isn't, they are still indirectly implying it is a 15 yr old girl. There is something seriously fucked up with whoever thought it was a good idea.
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lol I wonder what his parents thought when he got dumped in juvie.
wonder if you get raped in juvie
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Funny Stuff @ "... then threw his scrawny bones into the juvenile clink."
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Okay this thread has been cleaned up a bit. You can figure out what was edited and why. If you have a problem, do not resort to personal attacks and go through the proper channels.
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