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      05-08-2011, 09:25 PM   #1
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Talking lease up on wife~

2011 535i xdrive
a5? s5? s5 are very hard to find..
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wait for ttrs
new a7
e350 4 matic

please post which you would get if you were in my shoes. Also, if I missed a car that should be on my list let me know.

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      05-08-2011, 09:26 PM   #2
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damn... that bra is working hard.



If her nipples weren't so hard those boobies might just flop out.
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      05-08-2011, 09:31 PM   #3
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her nipples look like zeppelins

in other news, i can't believe OP is married. never would have guess based on his posts (assumed basement dweller)
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      05-08-2011, 09:39 PM   #4
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I love those tits.
In regards to your question, id go for the 535
You can also add a benz e350 4matic, idk if thats in your price range though.
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was expecting this thread to be about something completely different.
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      05-08-2011, 09:47 PM   #6
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lease a new wife then?
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      05-08-2011, 09:47 PM   #7
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I love tits.
In regards to your question, id go for the 535
You can also add a benz e350 4matic, idk if thats in your price range though.
fixed.
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      05-08-2011, 10:03 PM   #9
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added the e350 4 matic to list
they are selling around 52 now which is reasonable
any other thoughts? which would u choose

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why not just give her a dyson vacuum? those are fancy. if she absolutely needs a car to fetch groceries in, chrysler town and country.
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      05-08-2011, 10:29 PM   #11
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Since when do women leave the kitchen?
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Since when do women leave the kitchen?
Grocery shopping, dry cleaners, gym and running the crumb crunchers around for their activities are all acceptable.....

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      05-09-2011, 12:35 AM   #13
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fat chicks that you fucked?
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      05-09-2011, 01:00 AM   #14
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11 535i xDrive.
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rs4 > 535ix.. My only problem against that is it's an audi.. What about an SUV? x5? I just feel like 535ix would be too similar to your 3 in terms of driving characteristics.

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Too many posts without seeing her again...

Let me fix that...

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Hey guys. My wife has a 528 xi and the lease ends in august.
I could care less what she wants to drive, so I decided to make her a list to choose from. Has to be under 60k, awd, and be german, italian, etc..
I have narrowed it down to getting a:

2011 535i xdrive
a5? s5? s5 are very hard to find..
rs4
wait for ttrs
new a7
e350 4 matic

please post which you would get if you were in my shoes. Also, if I missed a car that should be on my list let me know.

For troubles:

So... You drive a BMW 3 series.... and the wife gets the next vehicle price range above yours?

You're either:
1) Whipped
2) Not really the one paying for it, but she is.
3) Deprived of sex and hoping...
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Get her an old Pinto and spend the rest on hookers and blow.

I don't get what's so hard about this situation...?
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Get her an old Pinto and spend the rest on hookers and blow.

I don't get what's so hard about this situation...?
a pinto does not meet my standards
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rs4 > 535ix.. My only problem against that is it's an audi.. What about an SUV? x5? I just feel like 535ix would be too similar to your 3 in terms of driving characteristics.
nah I dont like suv's. Whats wrong with audi?
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