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      04-12-2011, 10:23 PM   #67
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we wanted to see if bav found that out on his own...
Thats what I get for not reading the thread, I just saw "I have to try nair first", like someone seriously recommended it, but I didnt know V did or I would have known.
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I already googled it. So HA ferrarif324y238yrwye9!!
don't lie. Your banana just peeled...

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      04-12-2011, 10:49 PM   #69
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Its like there are a thousand of the retarded tags and then someone searching for the reps just sees a thread titled "Do you fap with lotion"? Shit is epic.

LOL @ PARSIAN bangs fisheads!! I wonder if Collin added that one..
I guess the only problem is that the guy has to check a box to include Off-Topic threads in their search.... so few people would probably ever come across it
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*High five for racist double meaning*
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I guess the only problem is that the guy has to check a box to include Off-Topic threads in their search.... so few people would probably ever come across it
We can still hope!
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fleshlight?
yea anyone vouch for this?
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cheap Avon skin-so-soft lotion FTW
The fact that your wife buys it for you so you arent so ashy FTW
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Zinc suppliments and a tablespoon of honey > you'll make crazy amounts of your own lube. I thought it was bullcrap until I started the regimen so my prostate would go down (instead of perscription drugs).
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Jesus has this thread reached the tag limit already lmfao.
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I am 12 and what is this?

Copy - Edit - Paste? Be a man and FAP with ur own words!

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Copy - Edit - Paste? Be a man and FAP with ur own words!
Wow, no idea someone said that 5 years ago.

Commence fappage.
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Wow, no idea someone said that 5 years ago.

Commence fappage.
It was an old man, many moons ago.
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WTF :jellyroll S#it is funny

If I was doing that what would my beautiful wife be doing
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