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View Poll Results: Lotion to fap?
All the time 6 7.69%
Never 35 44.87%
Sometimes 17 21.79%
Persian54 fucked all trannies 40 51.28%
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      04-12-2011, 07:57 PM   #45
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      04-12-2011, 07:58 PM   #46
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Persian, unless you are Christina Milian, which I doubt, then your friend theriz is the only one who has a crush on you.
don't know about a crush lol

just reading the tags
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      04-12-2011, 08:01 PM   #47
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you haven't fapped until you fap with nair, especially if you're into that s&m shit
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      04-12-2011, 08:05 PM   #48
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proves my point that that chick was sorta busted...not totally...sort of
She's pretty that was just a not so pretty picture.

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don't know about a crush lol

just reading the tags


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you haven't fapped until you fap with nair, especially if you're into that s&m shit
I've never tried.. srs?
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use palmers cocoa butter chapstick. But they only make it in n1kku lip size...haven't been able to find it in white person size. Looks like a fucking gluestick.
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remind me to never shake your hand
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      04-12-2011, 08:16 PM   #51
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      04-12-2011, 08:35 PM   #52
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I've never tried.. srs?
Are you serious? You have never fapped with Nair? I promise, you do it once. You will never be able to do anything else ever again.
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lol @ m6 replica wheels
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      04-12-2011, 08:50 PM   #54
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procede and vmr tags make thread
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      04-12-2011, 08:53 PM   #55
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LOL nair hahahahahhahaba
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If you seriously want the best feeling in the world fap with iceyhot.
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      04-12-2011, 09:01 PM   #57
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      04-12-2011, 09:09 PM   #60
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Are you serious? You have never fapped with Nair? I promise, you do it once. You will never be able to do anything else ever again.
That will be the next thing I get from CVS.

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I added the VMR one LMFAO.
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If you seriously want the best feeling in the world fap with iceyhot.



I gotta try Nair first. That is the weirdest shit to me.


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It would be awesome if someone came in and posted here because they searched for M6 replica wheels
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I heard nair will rip the skin right off of your body
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It would be awesome if someone came in and posted here because they searched for M6 replica wheels
Its like there are a thousand of the retarded tags and then someone searching for the reps just sees a thread titled "Do you fap with lotion"? Shit is epic.

LOL @ PARSIAN bangs fisheads!! I wonder if Collin added that one..
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we wanted to see if bav found that out on his own...
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I already googled it. So HA ferrarif324y238yrwye9!!
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