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      04-12-2011, 11:30 AM   #45
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I have found Mpimpin!!!!!!! This appears to be one of the many enlightening pieces he has written.
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries...s_1_cup_essay/
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OT is the only reason I ever returned to Bimmerpost. Some people are WAY too serious about their M3's over in M3POST. I can only stand so much arrogance. Was away for about 6 months, but then started missing all the clinger and spousal cheating threads. Ah, sipping my coffee behind my desk, sun is out, and my life is simple.

There just isnt an OT section anywhere else like the one on Bimmerpost.
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I have found Mpimpin!!!!!!! This appears to be one of the many enlightening pieces he has written.
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries...s_1_cup_essay/


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OT is the only reason I ever returned to Bimmerpost. Some people are WAY too serious about their M3's over in M3POST. I can only stand so much arrogance. Was away for about 6 months, but then started missing all the clinger and spousal cheating threads. Ah, sipping my coffee behind my desk, sun is out, and my life is simple.

There just isnt an OT section anywhere else like the one on Bimmerpost.
Indeed. I just had to put this compilation together. It is too epic.


Whether or not you liked mpimping, I couldn't give two shits. He was hilarious.
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I have found Mpimpin!!!!!!! This appears to be one of the many enlightening pieces he has written.
http://www.totallycrap.com/galleries...s_1_cup_essay/
o god i could never watch that

the stories are scary
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persian stop the blasphemy with these tags.
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OT is the only reason I ever returned to Bimmerpost. Some people are WAY too serious about their M3's over in M3POST. I can only stand so much arrogance. Was away for about 6 months, but then started missing all the clinger and spousal cheating threads. Ah, sipping my coffee behind my desk, sun is out, and my life is simple.

There just isnt an OT section anywhere else like the one on Bimmerpost.
I think I envy your life more than anybody else's on this site. Blake's is up there too.
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I think I envy your life more than anybody else's on this site. Blake's is up there too.
Jesus Christ I just saw his sig. And if that CGT in his pic is his.. then goddamn.
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I remember a thread that tried to calm him out saying those weren't his cars, and be posted a couple pics of his Bentley key.

Apparently he's a bit rich.
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Lol, he offered me a stake in a business venture he was trying to get off of the ground, but I didn't really reciprocate because I know him from trolling. He may not have been, but I didn't try to find out lol.
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Bump for those of you who are too young to remember him. #LongLiveTheGOATofOT
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LOL - for some reason I knew he was asian.
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LOL - for some reason I knew he was asian.
Right?!
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because I actually agreed with some of his first points - i would do worse if that happened in my house.
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because I actually agreed with some of his first points - i would do worse if that happened in my house.
Oh shit. You Asians are violent MF's!
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Oh shit. You Asians are violent MF's!


The funniest thing I've ever seen while in Korea (true story):

I saw some dude yelling like crazy at his gf in public (his gf was crying). So my gf at the time confronts him and says stop yelling at her blah blah. Then the girl who was crying all of a sudden switches face like the devil, and starts yelling at my gf, hey bitch that's my man!

I started cracking up
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The funniest thing I've ever seen while in Korea (true story):

I saw some dude yelling like crazy at his gf in public (his gf was crying). So my gf at the time confronts him and says stop yelling at her blah blah. Then the girl who was crying all of a sudden switches face like the devil, and starts yelling at my gf, hey bitch that's my man!

I started cracking up
LMAOOOOOOO!!

Women are a damned riot, dude. Can't live with them, can't live without them.


I was almost expecting a domestic violence story.
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LOL - for some reason I knew he was asian.
How did you know he was Asian?
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How did you know he was Asian?
Maybe a grammar stereotype based on his posts
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LOL - for some reason I knew he was asian.
How did you know he was Asian?
One of his posts said he was Asian and of superior being or descent or something like that
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lol there are a few entertaining posters here now, but it generally seems like a more serious place in OT (this is coming from someone that is mostly a lurker). Spool, jh_valley, BTM, and CollinsE90 were some of my favs from back then. Spool had some pretty epic random threads.
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lol there are a few entertaining posters here now, but it generally seems like a more serious place in OT (this is coming from someone that is mostly a lurker). Spool, jh_valley, BTM, and CollinsE90 were some of my favs from back then. Spool had some pretty epic random threads.
Yeah, a lot of these newer folks I've seen actually try and discuss things that matter. That's cool, but there's gotta be a balance. I deal with directors and senior managers all day as a project manager and I honestly don't want to come on the boards to read a bunch of nonsense. That's what the M2 Discussions/regular boards/normal life are for.

I remember one of Spool's posts back in like 2011 talking about the foreskin on his dick smelling like pussy because he wasn't circumcised, or some shit. I almost lost it in the office SMH.
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