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      04-06-2011, 11:29 AM   #1
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English 101: College vs Collage.

Definition:

College: an institution of higher learning, especially one providing a general or liberal arts education rather than technical or professional training.

Collage: a technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a single surface various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.


Usage:

College: My son graduated from high school this year and will start college soon.

Collage: That is one ugly fucking collage.

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(Santa Clara University)


Collage:

(Wario Collage)




That concludes today's lesson.
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Let's do your vs. you're next
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      04-06-2011, 11:34 AM   #4
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.. Right, except it's not a story.

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Let's do your vs. you're next
Perfect!


After that:

To, Two, Too

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how about 'I could care less' vs 'I couldn't care less'
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      04-06-2011, 11:39 AM   #6
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how about 'I could care less' vs 'I couldn't care less'
I'm trying to be helpful, maybe some people really don't know the difference....
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I'm trying to be helpful, maybe some people really don't know the difference....
so am I, there are a bunch of 'tards around here
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so am I, there are a bunch of 'tards around here
I <3 You.
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How about rediculous vs. ridiculous.
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How about rediculous vs. ridiculous.
That's not so much a confusion of words, just one of 5 million spelling errors on here.
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Definition:

College: an institution of higher learning, especially one providing a general or liberal arts education rather than technical or professional training.

Collage: a technique of composing a work of art by pasting on a single surface various materials not normally associated with one another, as newspaper clippings, parts of photographs, theater tickets, and fragments of an envelope.


Usage:

College: My son graduated from high school this year and will start college soon.

Collage: That is one ugly fucking collage.

Picture Reference:

College:

(Santa Clara University)


Collage:

(Wario Collage)




That concludes today's lesson.
U go to SCU?
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That's not Wario, that's Walugi. See: http://images.google.com/images?hl=e...i=g10&aql=&oq=

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It's and its is probably the worst one I see.

I've even seen the famous its' used here.
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U go to SCU?
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Now that I know this and I'm about to graduate collage, am I gonna make 150k a year starting?
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I have never heard anyone confuse collage/college before. At least from anyone old enough to go to college.
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