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View Poll Results: Play AB while shitting?
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      04-05-2011, 09:21 AM   #1
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Angry Birds while taking a shit?

Anyone else mainly/only play Angry Birds while they are letting out a hot, steamy mass?
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The only time i play it. Shit times have gone up since downloading it. Now my wife knows whenever I get up and grab m y phone, i'm going to take a shit.
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If im at home I bring my laptop in so no time for angry birds.
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The only time i play it. Shit times have gone up since downloading it. Now my wife knows whenever I get up and grab m y phone, i'm going to take a shit.


Ohhh maaaannnn.

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If im at home I bring my laptop in so no time for angry birds.
Wait.. you bring your laptop into the bathroom? ROFLL.
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Ohhh maaaannnn.



Wait.. you bring your laptop into the bathroom? ROFLL.
Hell yeah man, why not?
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You red flagged your laptop? That probably also means your dangle is all over the bottom of your laptop... Which means if anyone ever uses your laptop on their lap, it is like they are placing your dick + urine on their lap...
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You red flagged your laptop? That probably also means your dangle is all over the bottom of your laptop... Which means if anyone ever uses your laptop on their lap, it is like they are placing your dick + urine on their lap...
Nah my gf has this storage sitty thing in the bathroom, I just pull it up infront of the toilet and put it on there. I couldn't have it on my lap while shitting.
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I play tetris while i poop
I poop while I play.

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Hell yeah man, why not?
I guess since my MBP is a 17 inch it makes it nearly impossible. So my HTC just has to get the job done lol.

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You red flagged your laptop? That probably also means your dangle is all over the bottom of your laptop... Which means if anyone ever uses your laptop on their lap, it is like they are placing your dick + urine on their lap...
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I guess since my MBP is a 17 inch it makes it nearly impossible. So my HTC just has to get the job done lol.



My toshiba is 17" you just need something to put it on infront of you.
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Nah my gf has this storage sitty thing in the bathroom, I just pull it up infront of the toilet and put it on there. I couldn't have it on my lap while shitting.
Ohhhh okay that makes a lot more sense LMFAO.


I was like WTF.
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Don't play it anymore cuz I passed it in four days.
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i was looking for that graph. lol thanks. add me to that list.
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what about seasons? got 3 stars on all? if so, i may have some questions for a few...lol
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Bro. Srs?


That is ridiculous lol.
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what about seasons? got 3 stars on all? if so, i may have some questions for a few...lol
3 stars on all except "Danger above."
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That is ridiculous lol.
I played that shit everywhere I went for four days.

Including a three hour wait at the barber.
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That's why you need to go to the barber early in the morning, man. I hate extended waits at the barber. I refuse to do it anymore. Tired of waiting behind old black men who all get color, dye, shaved, and extra bullshit, taking 40 mins-1 hour EACH. Fuck that noise.
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3 stars on all except "Danger above."

Mmm


I played that shit everywhere I went for four days.

Including a three hour wait at the barber.
i have to make appts for barber. i can't just sit there anymore. i have better shit to do with me time...oh wait that's why i have a smartphone. lol

but really...hair appts only.
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That's why you need to go to the barber early in the morning, man. I hate extended waits at the barber. I refuse to do it anymore. Tired of waiting behind old black men who all get color, dye, shaved, and extra bullshit, taking 40 mins-1 hour EACH. Fuck that noise.
I changed barbers, this one is literally a 3 minute walk from my house. I love this new place cuz the barber takes appoinments and doesn't charge extra.
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