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      04-02-2011, 11:50 PM   #23
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did you just start with this alizée thing too?

Saw the videos a few years back. Just rekindled an old interest.
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      04-02-2011, 11:57 PM   #24
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      04-03-2011, 12:00 AM   #25
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Saw the videos a few years back. Just rekindled an old interest.
ahah ok... i can see this lasting a long time lol :P ... why does she have no flaws? :S

back on topic, probably the fit girl. though i'd rather neither.
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if it was fat pretty, ugly fit, or the bullet...i've had a pretty good life so far.
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Between pretty/fat and ugly/skinny, it makes no difference to me. You don't have to look at either one while they blow you.
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maybe it would be better to cruise solo then.....I dont want to replace the passenger tyres on a weekly basis.....
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Life is soo tough for you guys ........ decisions , decisions ...... decisions ???
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      04-03-2011, 11:13 AM   #32
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Life is soo tough for you guys ........ decisions , decisions ...... decisions ???
Are you saying that men are all ugly and that women really don't need to make a decision because there's not much variance in attractiveness?
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She will probably end up coercing you to hit the local mcdonalds with her instead.
You guys arent looking on for the long road. Think about it, the girl is big and knows food. So when you work out with her to get to a reasonable state, she stills knows food. She may be an amazing cook and will cook food for you. Then its a win win, she wont be obese any more and she will be a good cook. Ugly is ugly no matter what. No amount of plastic surgery can make a hideous face beautiful. Plastic surgery can take away fat though
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You guys arent looking on for the long road. Think about it, the girl is big and knows food. So when you work out with her to get to a reasonable state, she stills knows food. She may be an amazing cook and will cook food for you. Then its a win win, she wont be obese any more and she will be a good cook. Ugly is ugly no matter what. No amount of plastic surgery can make a hideous face beautiful. Plastic surgery can take away fat though
At least she's shade in the summer and warmth in the winter while one tries to whip her fat ass into shape.
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      04-03-2011, 11:07 PM   #37
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You guys arent looking on for the long road. Think about it, the girl is big and knows food. So when you work out with her to get to a reasonable state, she stills knows food. She may be an amazing cook and will cook food for you. Then its a win win, she wont be obese any more and she will be a good cook. Ugly is ugly no matter what. No amount of plastic surgery can make a hideous face beautiful. Plastic surgery can take away fat though
you're a bit wrong here on both counts.
1. Plastic surgery can fix an ugly face.
2. Without a truly insane amount in plastic surgery, you're going to have a LOT of extra cellulite and loose skin hanging around....EVERYWHERE on their body. Imagine drooping skin on their ankles
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if i had to choose, ugly fit. take off my glasses and everything will be a blur.
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I don't care how fit she is, she will look terrible in my passenger seat. #uberfail
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I strongly believe in such thing as a beautiful girl, with a few extra lbs. and i mean "A few"
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