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      03-29-2011, 06:46 PM   #89
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Lol at 6.9, who the fuck measures their dick to the tenth degree.

LOL !!! i was pretty sure, that U guys kmow that in Europe me have metric measuring system so we have "cm" not inches, so i just measure my snake in cm, and put it into measure converter , that i found will be easier for you to imagine ;a0
Wait, wait. That's like 4 inches. lol:
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      03-29-2011, 06:51 PM   #90
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Yes 18cm is 4 inches.... congratulations... and now get back to primary school.
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      03-29-2011, 07:00 PM   #91
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Yes 18cm is 4 inches.... congratulations... and now get back to primary school.
No. He said 6.9 cm.
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Naaahh until we didn't start to post here photos of our dicks, i don't think that thread is gay ;p

Speaking of gay... latest summer i was in Greece and Turkey to holiday, and i get friends with some locals ( aspecially bartender ) but one day, he just came to me from the back and start to hug me, then get on his knees and started to hug my legs ( my wife go WOW... WTF) I want to punch him real hard in his realy BIG nose ( typical for turkey) but he started to crying and he said that he is alone here - his family live 3000km from this place, and I remind him of his father O_O

All the people in the bar was looking like this O_O , but Because of my origin ( most of Europe afraids of Polish nation for some reason ) and appearance nobody laugh just looking aat us.... THAT SHIT WAS GAY!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES TILL TODAY !!!!

You mean, you passed on some genuine Turkish love, dude?
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      03-29-2011, 07:06 PM   #93
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      03-29-2011, 07:54 PM   #94
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      03-29-2011, 07:58 PM   #95
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No. He said 6.9 cm.
you're not very good at reading are you
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No. He said 6.9 cm.
you're not very good at reading are you
I's still lerning my fonixs.
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      03-29-2011, 08:07 PM   #97
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this thread really never had a chance
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      03-29-2011, 08:08 PM   #99
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this thread really never had a chance
I started strong, and it went gay afterwards
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      03-29-2011, 09:11 PM   #100
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Naaahh until we didn't start to post here photos of our dicks, i don't think that thread is gay ;p

Speaking of gay... latest summer i was in Greece and Turkey to holiday, and i get friends with some locals ( aspecially bartender ) but one day, he just came to me from the back and start to hug me, then get on his knees and started to hug my legs ( my wife go WOW... WTF) I want to punch him real hard in his realy BIG nose ( typical for turkey) but he started to crying and he said that he is alone here - his family live 3000km from this place, and I remind him of his father O_O

All the people in the bar was looking like this O_O , but Because of my origin ( most of Europe afraids of Polish nation for some reason ) and appearance nobody laugh just looking aat us.... THAT SHIT WAS GAY!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES TILL TODAY !!!!
Later you noticed your wallet was missing
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      03-29-2011, 09:19 PM   #101
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this thread really never had a chance
What could a thread about penises have evolved into anyway?
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      03-29-2011, 09:31 PM   #102
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wohooooo I'm big bigggggggg.
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      03-29-2011, 09:35 PM   #103
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omg the tags lol

who did the ladyboy cock one?

you did it before in the thailand thread
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      03-29-2011, 09:54 PM   #104
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going back to breast size thread
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      03-29-2011, 10:07 PM   #105
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Naaahh until we didn't start to post here photos of our dicks, i don't think that thread is gay ;p

Speaking of gay... latest summer i was in Greece and Turkey to holiday, and i get friends with some locals ( aspecially bartender ) but one day, he just came to me from the back and start to hug me, then get on his knees and started to hug my legs ( my wife go WOW... WTF) I want to punch him real hard in his realy BIG nose ( typical for turkey) but he started to crying and he said that he is alone here - his family live 3000km from this place, and I remind him of his father O_O

All the people in the bar was looking like this O_O , but Because of my origin ( most of Europe afraids of Polish nation for some reason ) and appearance nobody laugh just looking aat us.... THAT SHIT WAS GAY!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES TILL TODAY !!!!



Even Christina Milian couldn't save this thread.


...she could still save me from it though. Anytime.
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      03-30-2011, 10:14 AM   #107
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Oh, and this one time at band camp
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      03-30-2011, 10:19 AM   #108
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Aight. Whoever added the bav measures with tongue is totally homo. Uncalled for. Preposterous.
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      03-30-2011, 07:47 PM   #109
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at first i thought it was inches. got really fucking worried for a sec there
i was like fawwwk...
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Like me, I'm very curious how it feels to have sex with a tall (5'6), big breasted (34D) woman.
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Dude 5'6" is not tall and 34D are not big titties.
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