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      03-29-2011, 01:50 PM   #67
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So Tondtar ISNT his grandpa? Damn Im confused
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      03-29-2011, 01:54 PM   #68
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really...? You realize no one cares that your GF thinks you have an above average dick?

All we are going to take from this is that you took an interest in looking at your grandfathers dick. Not to mention the fact that you took the time to inspect/marvel it.

What's next McM, you gonna ask Tondtar for noodz?
I see what you're doing here.....

You're trying to get me to ask Tondtar to post noodz cuz you're in denial about being a gay garbage man right? Yo Tondtar, hook up NYCGP with some noodz

Trust me man, no one is gonna clown you for coming out of the closest cuz we all want our trash picked up.
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      03-29-2011, 01:56 PM   #69
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And Im happy cause im my wife first man ( she loose her virginity with me) so she cant compare my dick to other
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      03-29-2011, 01:58 PM   #70
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I see what you're doing here.....

You're trying to get me to ask Tondtar to post noodz cuz you're in denial about being a gay garbage man right? Yo Tondtar, hook up NYCGP with some noodz

Trust me man, no one is gonna clown you for coming out of the closest cuz we all want our trash picked up.
logic fail...
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      03-29-2011, 02:00 PM   #71
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Yo this thread needs saving quick. Hold on.
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      03-29-2011, 02:02 PM   #72
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Of the women.... where is your mind...?

You turned this homo......

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      03-29-2011, 02:12 PM   #73
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And Im happy cause im my wife first man ( she loose her virginity with me) so she cant compare my dick to other
or so you think..............

Women who have never experienced more than one penis tend to want to explore.

They hear about their friends' different experiences and feel left out

Like me, I'm very curious how it feels to have sex with a tall (5'6), big breasted (34D) woman.

My ex who was a 32D had a size 00 waist, 100lbs, and 5'1.
Small Asian petite...

All my women have been short and petite... that's how I like it, but I do want to experience something different.
I'm sure you get my point now
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      03-29-2011, 02:13 PM   #74
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^^^^ 4th pic looks like my girls cousin, except she's very light skinned.
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      03-29-2011, 02:14 PM   #75
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^^^^ 4th pic looks like my girls cousin, except she's very light skinned.
Aight. So you can PM me her number/picture and I will link you to my FB so we can become acquainted. Muchisimas gracias hermano.
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      03-29-2011, 02:15 PM   #76
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Asian women give the worst head.
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      03-29-2011, 02:31 PM   #77
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my wife gives awesome head
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      03-29-2011, 02:36 PM   #78
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      03-29-2011, 02:38 PM   #79
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Asian women give the worst head.
VERY true at first

VERY VERY true

But... after they do it for a while and figure things out... it's bomb :P

Especially if she can control her gag reflexes... and doesn't mind getting her head smashed in.... bit disrespectful I admit... but yeah..
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      03-29-2011, 02:44 PM   #80
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Haha I kinda used to feel bad about the head smash. But its a reflex. No fault of the man at all.
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      03-29-2011, 02:46 PM   #81
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      03-29-2011, 04:33 PM   #82
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Lol at 6.9, who the fuck measures their dick to the tenth degree.
Based on the graph you were kind enough to embed, I'd say all Asians and the U.S. as well....every little bit counts.

Go Canada!
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      03-29-2011, 04:39 PM   #83
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I give a couple short strokes followed by random long balls deep strokes. I keep her surprised and that way she don't complain about me going in too deep all the time.
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      03-29-2011, 04:40 PM   #84
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      03-29-2011, 04:46 PM   #85
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Goddamn, I know it's already been said, but this is the gayest fucking thread ever.

In case you're wondering, I don't mean that in a good way.
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      03-29-2011, 04:53 PM   #86
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Naaahh until we didn't start to post here photos of our dicks, i don't think that thread is gay ;p

Speaking of gay... latest summer i was in Greece and Turkey to holiday, and i get friends with some locals ( aspecially bartender ) but one day, he just came to me from the back and start to hug me, then get on his knees and started to hug my legs ( my wife go WOW... WTF) I want to punch him real hard in his realy BIG nose ( typical for turkey) but he started to crying and he said that he is alone here - his family live 3000km from this place, and I remind him of his father O_O

All the people in the bar was looking like this O_O , but Because of my origin ( most of Europe afraids of Polish nation for some reason ) and appearance nobody laugh just looking aat us.... THAT SHIT WAS GAY!!! I HAVE NIGHTMARES TILL TODAY !!!!

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      03-29-2011, 05:09 PM   #87
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.....sometimes I wonder if we are being trolled by Javi..
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      03-29-2011, 05:30 PM   #88
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.....sometimes I wonder if we are being trolled by Javi..
it is....
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