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      03-29-2011, 12:13 PM   #45
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I like your sig man!

I agree, those porn stars are ruthless. My gf that lasted the longest relationship-wise said she liked it when she could feel it in her stomach. And I could literally feel it hitting. Sort of like a speedo limiter.
Hitting means you're at the absolute end.

But imagine if you're hitting with 50% outside. Wouldn't that kinda suck?
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      03-29-2011, 12:16 PM   #46
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Hitting means you're at the absolute end.

But imagine if you're hitting with 50% outside. Wouldn't that kinda suck?
I'd just have to remove the limiter.

Although I was balls deep when she told me. Thick chick. Took that cock. Like a boss.
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I'd just have to remove the limiter.

Although I was balls deep when she told me. Thick chick. Took that cock. Like a boss.
I could see that working

"Hey baby, if this is going to work out, its time to remove your cervix/uterus. I wasn't planning on knocking you up anyway".
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I'd just have to remove the limiter.

Although I was balls deep when she told me. Thick chick. Took that cock. Like a boss.
Is this her Bav?
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      03-29-2011, 12:37 PM   #50
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The vagina is made of regular flesh so it can stretch to accommodate a larger or wider or whatever penis, so obviously if you go in you'll feel when it reaches the deepest part but you can still put in a few more cm in without hurting the girl, that's the feeling they kinda like of a bigger penis,... so it is important to have a bigger dick but also to know how to use it,... you just don't go drilling like those porn stars when you have a big one, you have to use it wisely
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I like your sig man!

I agree, those porn stars are ruthless. My gf that lasted the longest relationship-wise said she liked it when she could feel it in her stomach. And I could literally feel it hitting. Sort of like a speedo limiter.
lol i used to bottom out on my ex on purpose because she made the funniest face whenever i did. it was like a confused/angry/pained face hahaha
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      03-29-2011, 12:37 PM   #51
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Lol at 6.9, who the fuck measures their dick to the tenth degree.

LOL !!! i was pretty sure, that U guys kmow that in Europe me have metric measuring system so we have "cm" not inches, so i just measure my snake in cm, and put it into measure converter , that i found will be easier for you to imagine ;a0
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      03-29-2011, 12:38 PM   #52
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I like your sig man!
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I agree, those porn stars are ruthless. My gf that lasted the longest relationship-wise said she liked it when she could feel it in her stomach. And I could literally feel it hitting. Sort of like a speedo limiter.
Exactly!!!

I've had girls that simply tell me not to put it all in cuz it hurts them, and it is a strange feeling,... I feel awesome for that but at the same time it sucks, mixed feelings.

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lol i used to bottom out on my ex on purpose because she made the funniest face whenever i did. it was like a confused/angry/pained face hahaha
Love to do that too to my girl hahaha! That face is priceless!
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      03-29-2011, 12:41 PM   #53
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You also TMI.
You need to post pics too now.
you really want pics? this thread sure went homo fast
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I could see that working

"Hey baby, if this is going to work out, its time to remove your cervix/uterus. I wasn't planning on knocking you up anyway".
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Is this her Bav?
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lol i used to bottom out on my ex on purpose because she made the funniest face whenever i did. it was like a confused/angry/pained face hahaha
Hahaha I suppose it was a pleasurable sensation for her. Maybe a tad uncomfortable?

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Exactly!!!

I've had girls that simply tell me not to put it all in cuz it hurts them, and it is a strange feeling,... I feel awesome for that but at the same time it sucks, mixed feelings.
When girls tell me/try to stop me from putting it all the way in, I simply overpower them and just go super sayan and HUUUUUNGGHHHH.
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      03-29-2011, 12:42 PM   #55
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you really want pics? this thread sure went homo fast
Don't worry I got this. Christina Milian will save us.



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^nice! she reminds me of Lisa from saved by the bell but hotter
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I loooove Christina Milian. Like that would be one of my only exceptions for dating a black girl again. I'd still take her. All 30 years of her.
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I loooove Christina Milian. Like that would be one of my only exceptions for dating a black girl again. I'd still take her. All 30 years of her.
ya, i have a few exceptions but for the most part I stay away from black chicks, mainly cause all the ones I've been w/ have turned out to be HUGE psychos
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I like your sig man!

I agree, those porn stars are ruthless. My gf that lasted the longest relationship-wise said she liked it when she could feel it in her stomach. And I could literally feel it hitting. Sort of like a speedo limiter.
Dude, that feels weird as fuck! It makes me loose my concentration
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I loooove Christina Milian. Like that would be one of my only exceptions for dating a black girl again. I'd still take her. All 30 years of her.
Wait, I thought Christina Milian was Latina
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never heard of that one yet....but yeah I'd bang her
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ya, i have a few exceptions but for the most part I stay away from black chicks, mainly cause all the ones I've been w/ have turned out to be HUGE psychos
Yeah dude. I can't fuck with that anymore. Too much drama for some RETARDED shit.

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Estan selosos los Hueros y Chinos Bav.

On a side note, I was down South last summer and saw my grandparents maid showering my 90 year old grandpa. For some odd reason I thought old man would have a wrinkled old looking dick, but I was wrong! It looked young and literally sitting at 6-7" on limp mode, I'd hate to see that shit wake up!

I remember walking over to the guest room and telling my girl, we couldn't stop cracking up! She was like "Well now you know where you get it from!" She always tells me I'm too modest about my pecker!
really...? You realize no one cares that your GF thinks you have an above average dick?

All we are going to take from this is that you took an interest in looking at your grandfathers dick. Not to mention the fact that you took the time to inspect/marvel it.

What's next McM, you gonna ask Tondtar for noodz?
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you really want pics? this thread sure went homo fast
Of the women.... where is your mind...?

You turned this homo......

+1 for the Hot pics posted of Milian
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