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      03-29-2011, 10:20 AM   #23
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hold'on a second.

Let's say your wand is 19cm. How's that supposed to all fit in, especially in small asians?
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hold'on a second.

Let's say your wand is 19cm. How's that supposed to all fit in, especially in small asians?
Sadly it wont fit, female uterus starts at about 10cm, so rest of "you" diggin inside O_O Holy shit thats gross.....

Imagine your wife is pregnant and you have a porn star above 20cm "equipment" so... you probably hit your unborn kid in the head!!!
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Sadly it wont fit, female uterus starts at about 10cm, so rest of "you" diggin inside O_O Holy shit thats gross.....

Imagine your wife is pregnant and you have a porn star above 20cm "equipment" so... you probably hit your unborn kid in the head!!!
digging inside?

I'm assuming that 10cm ish depends on female size also....

so as long as you're banging your own race you should be ok. Obviously a small asian man was never designed to sleep with a 7 foot European. hahaha
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Accually i think that most of women ( not including some sweet asian babes) are design to have "space" for about 5inch weewee and additional inches is just pain for a girl , and no matter kaukasian, negro, or metis or whatever .

btw. 7 foot european as far as i've seen average height is about 5,7 feet

I'm 6.2 feet and not seen much persons in my size or higher ( of course they are but nut as much as 5,5-5,8ft people)
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Accually i think that most of women ( not including some sweet asian babes) are design to have "space" for about 5inch weewee and additional inches is just pain for a girl , and no matter kaukasian, negro, or metis or whatever .

btw. 7 foot european as far as i've seen average height is about 5,7 feet

I'm 6.2 feet and not seen much persons in my size or higher ( of course they are but nut as much as 5,5-5,8ft people)
they're called Neanderthal
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Seen this on mediatakeout the other day ROFL.


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On a side note, I was down South last summer and saw my grandparents maid showering my 90 year old grandpa. For some odd reason I thought old man would have a wrinkled old looking dick, but I was wrong! It looked young and literally sitting at 6-7" on limp mode, I'd hate to see that shit wake up!

I remember walking over to the guest room and telling my girl, we couldn't stop cracking up! She was like "Well now you know where you get it from!" She always tells me I'm too modest about my pecker!

For reference, my family is from the light/dark green shaded areas in Latin-America if it matters.

Also, I'm sure some of you guys have fucked foreigners and have experienced the same thing I have. For whatever reason foreigners always think I'm not normal I've been asked "What the hell do you eat?" I thought that was pretty funny.
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Lol at 6.9, who the fuck measures their dick to the tenth degree.
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After reading this all I can say is, all them Asians would really love me or maybe not
It takes a while to get it to even work...and I can say that even after sometime... it can still get painful if you're not careful and go in too deep

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hold'on a second.

Let's say your wand is 19cm. How's that supposed to all fit in, especially in small asians?
See above and below.
It doesn't fit.

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Sadly it wont fit, female uterus starts at about 10cm, so rest of "you" diggin inside
Haven't you watch Asian porn? it never goes all the way inside her lol....
now, there are girls like Tia tanaka... but they're just crazy

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so as long as you're banging your own race you should be ok. Obviously a small asian man was never designed to sleep with a 7 foot European. hahaha
yes and no.
If a girl hasn't had much sex, whether she's Black or not, I'd imagine it's going to be with a 10in male.





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Read the comments is all I have to say
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6.9 inch here, and me and my wife are happy with it - not to small and not to big
TMI
You need to post pics of said wife to make up for this comment

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Estan selosos los Hueros y Chinos Bav.

On a side note, I was down South last summer and saw my grandparents maid showering my 90 year old grandpa. For some odd reason I thought old man would have a wrinkled old looking dick, but I was wrong! It looked young and literally sitting at 6-7" on limp mode, I'd hate to see that shit wake up!

I remember walking over to the guest room and telling my girl, we couldn't stop cracking up! She was like "Well now you know where you get it from!" She always tells me I'm too modest about my pecker!

For reference, my family is from the light/dark green shaded areas in Latin-America if it matters.

Also, I'm sure some of you guys have fucked foreigners and have experienced the same thing I have. For whatever reason foreigners always think I'm not normal I've been asked "What the hell do you eat?" I thought that was pretty funny.
You also TMI.
You need to post pics too now.
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Lol at 6.9, who the fuck measures their dick to the tenth degree.
Esp when the smallest graduation most household rulers run is to the 16th of an inch
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lol @ tags
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Estan selosos los Hueros y Chinos Bav.
Of course they are. But I'll let them have their fun.

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You also TMI.
You need to post pics too now.
Bro.
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You can tell Bav did the "my D is", only black people refer to their dick as their "D."
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You can tell Bav did the "my D is", only black people refer to their dick as their "D."
Actually I made both of them...don't infract me bros
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Actually I made both of them...don't infract me bros
Well then soon you will start using SMH too
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LOL.. dick would make the tag too long, anyway.


No pun.
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6.9 inch here, and me and my wife are happy with it - not to small and not to big
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What some of you don't know, is length isn't as important as girth to a female. Pencil penor doesn't get them anywhere
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The vagina is made of regular flesh so it can stretch to accommodate a larger or wider or whatever penis, so obviously if you go in you'll feel when it reaches the deepest part but you can still put in a few more cm in without hurting the girl, that's the feeling they kinda like of a bigger penis,... so it is important to have a bigger dick but also to know how to use it,... you just don't go drilling like those porn stars when you have a big one, you have to use it wisely
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The vagina is made of regular flesh so it can stretch to accommodate a larger or wider or whatever penis, so obviously if you go in you'll feel when it reaches the deepest part but you can still put in a few more cm in without hurting the girl, that's the feeling they kinda like of a bigger penis,... so it is important to have a bigger dick but also to know how to use it,... you just don't go drilling like those porn stars when you have a big one, you have to use it wisely
I like your sig man!

I agree, those porn stars are ruthless. My gf that lasted the longest relationship-wise said she liked it when she could feel it in her stomach. And I could literally feel it hitting. Sort of like a speedo limiter.
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