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      03-18-2011, 08:48 PM   #111
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I seriously doubt i could bag her anyway. yea she wants to chill tomorrow, but no i dont think i could get anything more then a kiss. And also requires me spending money. Im trying to just get laid. + like i said 27 year old is more attractive to me.
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Still the most attractive girl youve ever posted a picture of.
you think so? man... now im starting to feel stupid lol

Her picture looks a lot better then she does is all i can say i guess? i've been friends with her for 3 years so maybe i just dont really notice it.

She looks attractive with makeup on ill give her that now that i think about it.
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I seriously doubt i could bag her anyway. yea she wants to chill tomorrow, but no i dont think i could get anything more then a kiss. And also requires me spending money. Im trying to just get laid. + like i said 27 year old is more attractive to me.
You taking these girls out on dates?

I think I miss understood the "Can I tap that, challenge"

Oops, my reading comprehension failed, we're on the same page.
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      03-18-2011, 08:49 PM   #114
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not if she requires maintenance....fucking over that shit too
got it bro, not trying to date a bitch or spend a shit ton of money. Plus she likes jersey shore kinda dudes. (her ex was one at least) so maybe i can hook vince up
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you think so? man... now im starting to feel stupid lol

Her picture looks a lot better then she does is all i can say i guess? i've been friends with her for 3 years so maybe i just dont really notice it.

She looks attractive with makeup on ill give her that now that i think about it.
Ditch the old chick for this girl. You can bang old woman when you get old. You should definitely hit this one.
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You taking these girls out on dates?

I think I miss understood the "Can I tap that, challenge"
No, thats my exact point im not trying to take anyone out on a date. If i went to chill with the other girl we'd chill watch a movie at her place or something... nothing would happen... we'd snort some addy, she'd buy some addy... maybe make out if i was lucky... then leave.

27 year old is DTF.
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why snort it...chewing it is the same thing
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No, thats my exact point im not trying to take anyone out on a date. If i went to chill with the other girl we'd chill watch a movie at her place or something... nothing would happen... we'd snort some addy, she'd buy some addy... maybe make out if i was lucky... then leave.

27 year old is DTF.
So blow lots of it. Couple drinks. Convince her that fondling your meat sticks a good idea if she ever wants more addy.
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So blow lots of it. Couple drinks. Convince her that fondling your meat sticks a good idea if she ever wants more addy.
have you ever blown a lot of addy? Good luck getting hard. Thats happened several times with girl #1 on the first page.
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So blow lots of it. Couple drinks. Convince her that fondling your meat sticks a good idea if she ever wants more addy.
Or just get strung out and sexually assault her. I mean, that's basically what's gonna happen...
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Or just get strung out and sexually assault her. I mean, that's basically what's gonna happen...
I didnt say YOU had to do a lot.

And yes, its whats going to happen anyway eventually, so why procrastinate on the inevitable
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I didnt say YOU had to do a lot.

And yes, its whats going to happen anyway eventually, so why procrastinate on the inevitable


Look instead of wasting my time with that bitch im just going to hit the 27 year old. Trust me shes not into me at all, she just likes adderol.
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Look instead of wasting my time with that bitch im just going to hit the 27 year old. Trust me shes not into me at all, she just likes adderol.
Coat your dick in addy? Fuck dude, do we have to think of everything for you??
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Better yet crush up some ruffies and let her snort that
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I got a black joke and a gay joke in one sentence. Gimmie some credit.
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omg im not going to rape her!

Im going to pass on the situation, she'll drive up to school and buy some addy from me eventually anyway.

Like i said my dick is cravin older pussy right now, and i more often then not make poor judgements because of it. So once again im going to follow my dick and go get that old chick. And start asking more bitches if i can tap that.
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omg im not going to rape her!

Im going to pass on the situation, she'll drive up to school and buy some addy from me eventually anyway.

Like i said my dick is cravin older pussy right now, and i more often then not make poor judgements because of it. So once again im going to follow my dick and go get that old chick. And start asking more bitches if i can tap that.
Don't listen to them. Think with your dick. Older pussy >>>> younger pussy. And even less ramifications.
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I'd be pretty partial for some 19yo tail right now. Too old to care too young to really give a fuck.
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I texted skinnycow:
this was this morning:
Me: how was your sleep gorgeous
her: i had nightmares :/ so lame
me: oh no! well i just had a ? for you
her: yeah
me: when you gonna let me tap dat shiz?
her: haha nice try
me: blast! what about that picture you promised me?
her: haha ill do it later

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