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      03-18-2011, 02:20 PM   #67
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lol persian is a boss.
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Me: Can I tap that?
Wife: The baby is kicking a lot today, maybe tomorrow?
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      03-18-2011, 02:35 PM   #70
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      03-18-2011, 02:36 PM   #71
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      03-18-2011, 02:37 PM   #72
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If I could have a GT3 RS, I'll take that.


Congrats man!
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      03-18-2011, 02:40 PM   #73
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      03-18-2011, 03:15 PM   #74
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can you make it a little bigger? I cant quite read it

Edit: Actually just saw her name... that is awesome! im going to start saving girls i meet like that
Blame the iPhone photobucket app lol... can't resize on it (or at least if you can, I don't know how


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lol persian is a boss.



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did anyone else notice the contacts name on Persians?
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yea...bet he changed it before he took the screenie

Actually I didn't change her name lol
I have to do this whenever a girl's name is too common.

Only problem is that the specs are close to most petite Asian women I know....
What can I say I like them like this lol




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105 and 32B sounds like a great fucking time....literally! hahahaha
I'll let you know... but from my past experiences with women of these specs... YES it's great. Being able to pick a girl up with one arm is important for me


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      03-18-2011, 03:28 PM   #75
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First and last names don't work, persian?
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      03-18-2011, 04:52 PM   #76
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First and last names don't work, persian?
i have honestly never asked a girl for her last name....

unless I'm on facebook with her, then it's easy to look it up

But yeah... I think it's awkward to ask a girl for her last name

I ask her what her name is, not her full name

Iono I never thought about it

if i have her email, or some other form of identification that can yield a last name, then yeah I'll use it.

but do you know how many Hannahs, Ashleys, Christinas, Helens etc there are lol
Especially Ashleys, it was the most common female name in 88 if i remember right..

I do it with males too... like
Alex E90 JB
Justin BBS
Alex Alpine
Leo Alpine
Geo JB 335i

etc etc.. i have 761 (lol yes i just checked) contacts on my iPhone

iono for me, specifications or some form of description makes it easier for me to remember who is who


anyways the girl i texted is under the impression I'm still drunk and won't talk to me until I sober up

fail... fail
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      03-18-2011, 05:03 PM   #77
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etc etc.. i have 761 (lol yes i just checked) contacts on my iPhone

fail... fail
761 contacts in your phone?????
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      03-18-2011, 05:04 PM   #78
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Shit 2 convos, convinced 2 girls to hang out with me on sunday night.

one at 530 and another at 10.

530 one is more attractive and shes like 27 thats a + as i've never fucked an older chick before. Probably going to blow off the 10 pm one.

heres the convo i had with the 530 one:
Mid convo:
Her: Im working 10-5 on sunday
me: so... lets hang out after 5
her: you want to come over after i get out of work?
me: want to say 530?
her: cool! if anything goes late at work, ill text ya!

fucking win. older bitches cut right to the chase
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Get it while you can....
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      03-18-2011, 05:19 PM   #80
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Shit 2 convos, convinced 2 girls to hang out with me on sunday night.

one at 530 and another at 10.

530 one is more attractive and shes like 27 thats a + as i've never fucked an older chick before. Probably going to blow off the 10 pm one.

heres the convo i had with the 530 one:
Mid convo:
Her: Im working 10-5 on sunday
me: so... lets hang out after 5
her: you want to come over after i get out of work?
me: want to say 530?
her: cool! if anything goes late at work, ill text ya!

fucking win. older bitches cut right to the chase
you winning

older women are great
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Shit 2 convos, convinced 2 girls to hang out with me on sunday night.

one at 530 and another at 10.

530 one is more attractive and shes like 27 thats a + as i've never fucked an older chick before. Probably going to blow off the 10 pm one.

heres the convo i had with the 530 one:
Mid convo:
Her: Im working 10-5 on sunday
me: so... lets hang out after 5
her: you want to come over after i get out of work?
me: want to say 530?
her: cool! if anything goes late at work, ill text ya!

fucking win. older bitches cut right to the chase
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how do you take pics with the droid I will post some up .
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      03-18-2011, 06:07 PM   #83
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Im doing my own thread wrong?
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maybe he doesnt like older women?
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      03-18-2011, 06:29 PM   #85
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I do it with males too...
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maybe he doesnt like older women?
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