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View Poll Results: Do you have to take a piss after you ejaculate?
Yes 69 75.00%
No 21 22.83%
Wouldn't know, still a virgin 6 6.52%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 92. You may not vote on this poll

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      03-07-2011, 01:20 PM   #23
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I don't have to but sometimes I do

If we plan to have sex again I definitely do; otherwise you'll have cum left inside and well... We don't no babies
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      03-07-2011, 05:50 PM   #25
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Hell yeah! piss like a race horse

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Yes sometimes twice. Its annoying as fuck. After taking the first piss 5 min later I have to piss again.
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      03-07-2011, 09:08 PM   #27
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I thought female ejaculate was piss
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Does it taste like piss?
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      03-07-2011, 09:29 PM   #29
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Does it taste like piss?
Idk what piss tastes like, but female juice doesn't taste bad.
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      03-08-2011, 10:08 AM   #30
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Does it taste like piss?
You guys drink piss?
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Idk what piss tastes like, but female juice doesn't taste bad.
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Such a great feeling when I pee after.
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      03-09-2011, 03:05 AM   #41
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I thought you're supposed to pee inside of her. I have been doing it wrong???
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Yo do it wrong

I need to piss before , and after dunno why just must and its really hard to piss right after ejaculate while im peeing upwards
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