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      03-03-2011, 05:14 PM   #23
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I'd rather sit there full-mast than think about my grandma to bring the wood down.
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      03-03-2011, 05:16 PM   #24
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I guess it would depend then how much you want your wood to go down. If the thought irks you that much then surely it would be an effective means to do so.
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Maybe she didn't notice.
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Had to recover the hovercraft. It got windy and she got down deep.

I tried a pinch for a second, it kept growing, I gave up and rolled with it.
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I'd rather sit there full-mast than think about my grandma to bring the wood down.
Then you would know you have problem if you were thinking about your grandma and ddnt bring the wood down. LOL
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I'd rather sit there full-mast than think about my grandma to bring the wood down.
Exactly. At no point in time do I wanna have wood (no matter what stage it in) and have my grandmother come to mind.
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If she grabs onto it, then ok. But there is no way I will ever pay to get my rocks off.
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I had a same experience at last massage.
She kept on brushing my inner thigh and there was noway I could keep my dongle quiet.
I'm not sure how tall it got as towel and a blanket was on and I pretended sleeping.
It was funny how she was keep on getting closer and closer.
I almost told her to excuse me for my dongle.
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If she grabs onto it, then ok. But there is no way I will ever pay to get my rocks off.
Nope. Would not pay money for somebody to shake my marbles.
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      03-03-2011, 05:51 PM   #35
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Nope. Would not pay money for somebody to shake my marbles.
Then I guess you guys don't take girls out on dates?

Movies, dinners, etc etc.

Same concept

A girlfriend will cost more than a prostitute.
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Then I guess you guys don't take girls out on dates?

Movies, dinners, etc etc.

Same concept

A girlfriend will cost more than a prostitute.
Actually, no, not really. I dont believe in that shit. Especially since I'm a student. I tell them I have student loans and I'm broke. They usually understand. Its rare that I'll take a girl to dinner and pay for her and I rarely ever buy a stranger a drink at a bar. Girls are bad investments.

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Also, its not 1955. A dinner, movie, etc. doesnt cost $2 any more. With $24 for 2 movie tickets, $50 at any decent resturant, and another $20+ for drinks? Fuck that shit. I'm not handing some random girl $100 bill.
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I had a same experience at last massage.
She kept on brushing my inner thigh and there was noway I could keep my dongle quiet.
I'm not sure how tall it got as towel and a blanket was on and I pretended sleeping.
It was funny how she was keep on getting closer and closer.
I almost told her to excuse me for my dongle.
I'm not talking brushing, I'm talking had her hands wrapped around my upper thigh brushing the dongle. Fuck, i think she even touched my nuts at one point.
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      03-03-2011, 06:00 PM   #38
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Actually, no, not really. I dont believe in that shit. Especially since I'm a student. I tell them I have student loans and I'm broke. They usually understand. Its rare that I'll take a girl to dinner and pay for her and I rarely ever buy a stranger a drink at a bar. Girls are bad investments.

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Also, its not 1955. A dinner, movie, etc. doesnt cost $2 any more. With $24 for 2 movie tickets, $50 at any decent resturant, and another $20+ for drinks? Fuck that shit. I'm not handing some random girl $100 bill.
u chinese?
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Actually, no, not really. I dont believe in that shit. Especially since I'm a student. I tell them I have student loans and I'm broke. They usually understand. Its rare that I'll take a girl to dinner and pay for her and I rarely ever buy a stranger a drink at a bar. Girls are bad investments.

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Also, its not 1955. A dinner, movie, etc. doesnt cost $2 any more. With $24 for 2 movie tickets, $50 at any decent resturant, and another $20+ for drinks? Fuck that shit. I'm not handing some random girl $100 bill.
No doubt.

I thought these bitches wanted equality? Yeah only when it's in their favor.
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Neither. I'm just a broke student. It would be stupid for me to go around spending a bunch of $$ on girls. Most understand. If they dont they can fuck off. Besides, I prefer strong independent girls with jobs and whatnot that dont want some guy paying for all their shit. I dont do the broke ass golddigging bitches.
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Neither. I'm just a broke student. It would be stupid for me to go around spending a bunch of $$ on girls. Most understand. If they dont they can fuck off. Besides, I prefer strong independent girls with jobs and whatnot that dont want some guy paying for all their shit. I dont do the broke ass golddigging bitches.
word. just find other students.
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...or girls with jobs that can by me dinner lol
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Yeah. I tend to agree with JayKay....but when you take a girl out in your 335i on a first date...it gets a little awkward when that bill comes around and you say you don't have enough money to pay for her too. I'm sure most girls would still gladly pay, but it makes you look like a fuckin sleaze. It would really depend how much I like the girl, which would determine if I am going to pay for her shit or not. One time I had to pay for a girl who I didn't even like, THAT sucks.
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Then I guess you guys don't take girls out on dates?

Movies, dinners, etc etc.

Same concept

A girlfriend will cost more than a prostitute.
That is just stupid logic. If you think anyone owes you something because you bought them something then you are warped.
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