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      02-28-2011, 04:12 PM   #45
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      02-28-2011, 04:22 PM   #46
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      02-28-2011, 05:04 PM   #47
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      02-28-2011, 05:23 PM   #48
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throw her in the shower, dry her off and hit it from behind..no kissing..shit almost went in her mouth
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      02-28-2011, 06:15 PM   #51
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i grew up in plano. we did this to hot chicks all the time.
Poop and Piss on them??? No one deserves that kind of treatment no matter how stupid they are. What if this was you mother or sister would you be proud that your from Plano Tx.

I can understand drawing like a penis or something funny on her face, but defecating on someone is just sick. Also ummm highschool girl so I'm guessing she's below 18 and Scat might just be borderline child porn.
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      02-28-2011, 06:17 PM   #52
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I guess we can call our victim a... "party pooper"

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      02-28-2011, 06:20 PM   #53
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first thought i had reading this thread was "this is why you don't pass out at white people's house, especially when there's alcohol involved."

but to the shit bandit's defense, she probably still had her shoes on.
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      02-28-2011, 06:33 PM   #54
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      02-28-2011, 06:33 PM   #55
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This is so sadistically funny.


I laugh... then I realize its so horribly wrong. Consider the girl pictured a close friend or an ex (on good terms) or something. Thennn you start to feel bad...
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Poop and Piss on them??? No one deserves that kind of treatment no matter how stupid they are. What if this was you mother or sister would you be proud that your from Plano Tx.

I can understand drawing like a penis or something funny on her face, but defecating on someone is just sick. Also ummm highschool girl so I'm guessing she's below 18 and Scat might just be borderline child porn.

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Poop and Piss on them??? No one deserves that kind of treatment no matter how stupid they are. What if this was you mother or sister would you be proud that your from Plano Tx.

I can understand drawing like a penis or something funny on her face, but defecating on someone is just sick. Also ummm highschool girl so I'm guessing she's below 18 and Scat might just be borderline child porn.
welcome to OT.

and for the record, my comment was 100% sarcasm. i think you may be the only one that didn't catch on.
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Poop and Piss on them??? No one deserves that kind of treatment no matter how stupid they are. What if this was you mother or sister would you be proud that your from Plano Tx.

I can understand drawing like a penis or something funny on her face, but defecating on someone is just sick. Also ummm highschool girl so I'm guessing she's below 18 and Scat might just be borderline child porn.
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      03-01-2011, 09:34 AM   #61
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Simply put, that girl got shit on.
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I'm surprised the pooper had such solid product. Usually when I've been drinking, it gets all liquidy.

Also, how did one get on the side of her neck?
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I'm surprised the pooper had such solid product. Usually when I've been drinking, it gets all liquidy.

Also, how did one get on the side of her neck?
straining + waddle = neck turd?
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She goes to my school...
Can't believe it's been pretty much nationalized..
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Can't believe it's been pretty much nationalized..
Are you 1/5000 friends? lol
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