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      02-26-2007, 01:24 AM   #1
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Sad but funny

Today i was driving down to Wal-mart on a 2 lane street. i was stopped at a redlight and next to me was a white ford suv (explorer, expedition, couldnt tell).

When it turns green im in the left lane, and hes in the right lane, and i semi-aggressively push the throttle and i was going at about 50 mph. then, all of a sudden i notice a car is ahead of me going really slow some distance away. so i start increasing speed even more. then i realize, the white suv is on my right and he floors it as he notices i am trying to change into his lane. Well as i saw him floor it, i floor it too and put it in DS mode. Sad part of the story is, we go parallel for about 5 seconds, before he finally begins to overtake me, and i am quickly approaching the car in front of me with no space to change lanes. finally i hit the brakes when i am like 10 feet from the car in front of me since i have no way of going ahead of him. this entire time we are going uphill too, and just as i gave up, the road becomes flat and i can see over the horizon. just as i reach the peak, i switch lanes and go behind the suv. at the same time. i see these flashing blue lights up ahead about 40 feet at the intersection! the white suv ahead of me by 30 feet gets pulled over. and i continue to wal-mart. i was laughing all the way til i found my parking space.
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      02-26-2007, 01:27 AM   #2
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HAHA...

well....i feel sorry for him though.....

right at that moment he thinks he beat a BMW.....he gets pwned by cops...
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      02-26-2007, 01:27 AM   #3
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I hate it when people do that crap. Serves him right.
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      02-26-2007, 01:29 AM   #4
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HAHA...

well....i feel sorry for him though.....

right at that moment he thinks he beat a BMW.....he gets pwned by cops...
for real,

he shouldve just let me change lanes though that ass.

while he's thinking that, i just thought, thank god i got pwnt by a Ford SUV. bittersweet
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      02-26-2007, 01:39 AM   #5
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why do so many people with BMWs shop at wallmart? i would not be caught dead there

not an arrogance thing, just those old people at the door that welcome you creep me out
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      02-26-2007, 01:40 AM   #6
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i like target myself
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      02-26-2007, 01:41 AM   #7
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yea ill go to target, but i wont go to kmart or wallmart
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I usually go to Wal-mart because Target makes it so hard to exchange anything and you usually can get a better deal on the same exact thing. The Wal-marts we have are really nice around here. Kmarts prices are way too high for the crap they have.
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I've never ever been to a Walmart before. I've been to Target and I think K-mart once. There arent many Walmarts around here and my family usually go to Costco instead. GO COSTCO!!!
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wal-mart has groceries. target has potato chips. nuff said lol
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ya its like that here the walmarts are superstores and the targets and kmarts are ghetto with the old people!!lolh
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      02-26-2007, 03:37 AM   #12
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target IMHO is getting better than walmart.
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girls are easy at walmart/kmart

similar story had by me when i was in the US last year....passing through traffic on a small 2 way (1 lane each way) windy road and then outta nowhere, an old dude in a crown vic passes me?!?! he goes around a blind right curve and im prolly a good 8-10 car lengths behind him now and when i straighten out, i see another car between us already except it had cherries on top
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ha sounds like you lucked out. and your guys need to stop hatin on wal-mart. where else would i have gotten a 12 foot snow globe?
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      02-26-2007, 10:24 AM   #15
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target IMHO is getting better than walmart.
Target got Fvcking expensive!! Stupid expensive. For absolute shit. Even their clearance stuff is overpriced from what it should be. I used to really like Target, but their stuff is stupid expensive for what it is now..

\end of rant

PS. I was there yesterday, so I'm still worked up from it..
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why do so many people with BMWs shop at wallmart? i would not be caught dead there

not an arrogance thing, just those old people at the door that welcome you creep me out


when ur in college and u spent ur money on ur BMW sometimes you have no choice!
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      02-26-2007, 12:11 PM   #17
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not sure how you could get taken by a ford SUV. I own an expedition, and have owned explorers... no way my 328xi would be beat by one, especially if starting at 50mph! Off the line their low end gearing might make it a challenge, but starting at 50.... forgetaboutit
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why do so many people with BMWs shop at wallmart? i would not be caught dead there

not an arrogance thing, just those old people at the door that welcome you creep me out
The last time I went to Walmart there was an attractive young lady greeting. No raving beauty, mind you, but attractive nonetheless.
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ha sounds like you lucked out. and your guys need to stop hatin on wal-mart. where else would i have gotten a 12 foot snow globe?
Where's the picture?
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Where's the picture?
i bought the 12 foot carousel on sale at wal-mart for my mom, opened it up and the air pump didnt work. it was the last one and i guess i shouldve known as the box was quasi-open when i bought it. so when i took it back all they had were 6 footers so here she is. i got it for my mom for christmas and put it in front of their house in WV. i'm such a shitty son
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The last time I went to Walmart there was an attractive young lady greeting. No raving beauty, mind you, but attractive nonetheless.
Sounds like you are getting very lonely

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