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      02-09-2011, 08:06 PM   #1
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got a hot nurse at the sperm bank today

first time in my 82 years of living, i finally got a hot nurse at the sperm bank today. while the other nurse is kinda chubby but still fappable. they both commute by bus to work, but i told them i have a bimmer and i think imma invite them over to my place one night and order food after we 'work' on our 'project'.

you can say i'm happy but i'm also bored. i just got a new video game, but i'm too lazy to go start it up because i'm too busy telling you my cool story!

anyway, here's a song because i'm bored LOLOLOL
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first time in my 82 years of living, i finally got a hot nurse at the sperm bank today. while the other nurse is kinda chubby but still fappable. they both commute by bus to work, but i told them i have a bimmer and i think imma invite them over to my place one night and order food after we 'work' on our 'project'.

you can say i'm happy but i'm also bored. i just got a new video game, but i'm too lazy to go start it up because i'm too busy telling you my cool story!

anyway, here's a song because i'm bored LOLOLOL

First post quoted. No do-overs.
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First post quoted. No do-overs.
OH GOD YOU CAUGHT THE TATER!
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OH GOD YOU CAUGHT THE TATER!

IN MY MOUTH, IN MY MOUTH!!!!

wait... maybe that's not good??
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IN MY MOUTH, IN MY MOUTH!!!!

wait... maybe that's not good??
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      02-09-2011, 08:10 PM   #6
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, i hope you got paid well for your donation

ok ok
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82?
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82?
yea bro. almost the oldest person on the forum, next to maddog.
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82 and having a modded m3 and 700awhp gtr, must be nice .
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82 and having a modded m3 and 700awhp gtr, must be nice .
i sold the m3 during my mid-senior crisis.
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i sold the m3 during my mid-senior crisis.
gtr is ur dd?
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You sure it's not 22,32,42,52, or 62. Either way if those nurses are hot make a donation in their mouths
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You sure it's not 22,32,42,52, or 62. Either way if those nurses are hot make a donation in their mouths


82, bros.
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hhhahahaha blake
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This may also fit the 328i intake and provide 70psi of boost if hooked up properly.
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this thread is fucking confuesing
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