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      02-02-2011, 05:21 PM   #1
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Looking for a few of those websites that take over your screen..

Been having an ongoing battle at the office fucking with a few co-workers computers..

Its my turn to retaliate and I want to set each of his important icons to bring him to one of those websites that take over your computer, so if you know any throw the link up..


Also open to better ideas..
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I once changed my friends Microsoft word shortcut to make it shut down the computer.
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      02-02-2011, 05:49 PM   #3
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I once changed my friends Microsoft word shortcut to make it shut down the computer.
Yeah, one of the guys today tried to do that to my mozilla shortcut. He used the one on my desktop which I never use, he ended up getting impatient and told me about it lol
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      02-02-2011, 06:14 PM   #5
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theres a way to direct porn but I never did it, read someone did it one time
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      02-02-2011, 06:21 PM   #6
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      02-02-2011, 06:24 PM   #7
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Porn at work prank
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      02-02-2011, 06:29 PM   #8
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try this one... you will probably be doing your boss a favor.

http://www.iambetterthanu.com/2009/0...-letter-prank/
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I don't think he is trying to get someone fired...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/
This might do the trick
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I don't think he is trying to get someone fired...
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/electronic/ae83/
This might do the trick
good idea, but you'd have to be pretty damn oblivious not to see that big thing sticking out of your laptop
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to go on the spirit of the previous idea. buy one of the wireless nano mice that have the TINY usb connectors to a computer (basically an inch in size). Randomly walk by and just start moving the mouse. Hilarious

my bud and I used to screw with each other and others all the time with this, it's really hard to notice the tiny usb end.
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to go on the spirit of the previous idea. buy one of the wireless nano mice that have the TINY usb connectors to a computer (basically an inch in size). Randomly walk by and just start moving the mouse. Hilarious

my bud and I used to screw with each other and others all the time with this, it's really hard to notice the tiny usb end.
this!

my friend and I did it to an older guy here at work, who has problems working a computer period, havent laughed so hard in a long time

you def cannot notice this, specially if its a tower
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      02-03-2011, 12:11 PM   #13
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Update us with office prank developments.

Are pranks limited to computers? You should pull some office shit like stapler in jello.
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      02-03-2011, 12:25 PM   #14
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PM oliversanthony or whatever for that link he posted while back, you click the link and it takes over your computer and when you go to close it, it moves around fucking with you and takes forever to get rid of, even reboot in most cases
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      02-03-2011, 12:36 PM   #15
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This is a trick I used to play on co-workers:

1. Wait until he has a program or application open and he is not at his desk.
2. Do print screen and save as a jpeg somewhere.
3. Then minimize program and go to desktop. Right click on desktop and select 'arrange icons by' and uncheck 'show desktop icons'. All desktop icons will disappear.
4. Autohide the taskbar at the bottom also.
5. Now set the jpeg you made earlier as his desktop background.
6. Unplug mouse from back of computer.

He will now sit down and start moving mouse to no avail. He will even see the mouse icon on the desktop but it won't move. He will think his computer is froozen and try a hard shutdown and restart but it will still look frozen. All the time its just wallpaper.
even if he figures out that the mouse is unplugged and he pluggs it back in it will still look screwed up.

Its fun to watch them freak out after restarting.....
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You should freeze you co workers screen. I forget how to do it but I'm sure google will help.

Basically you take a screen shot of the desktop and put it over the real desktop....the user can't click any icons...it's pretty funny because they think their computer froze so they try restarting only to have the same problem after restarting lol
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This is a trick I used to play on co-workers:

1. Wait until he has a program or application open and he is not at his desk.
2. Do print screen and save as a jpeg somewhere.
3. Then minimize program and go to desktop. Right click on desktop and select 'arrange icons by' and uncheck 'show desktop icons'. All desktop icons will disappear.
4. Autohide the taskbar at the bottom also.
5. Now set the jpeg you made earlier as his desktop background.
6. Unplug mouse from back of computer.

He will now sit down and start moving mouse to no avail. He will even see the mouse icon on the desktop but it won't move. He will think his computer is froozen and try a hard shutdown and restart but it will still look frozen. All the time its just wallpaper.
even if he figures out that the mouse is unplugged and he pluggs it back in it will still look screwed up.

Its fun to watch them freak out after restarting.....
Did this about 3 weeks ago, he came into my office and said "I just give up man, my computer has had this virus that takes over your desktop.. its been there for 2 weeks I can't get rid of it and ive googled everything" .. I had thought he figured out and fixed it so forgot about it haha it was great..


Hes not in today and he uses a laptop so ill get him on Monday and update
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Did this about 3 weeks ago, he came into my office and said "I just give up man, my computer has had this virus that takes over your desktop.. its been there for 2 weeks I can't get rid of it and ive googled everything" .. I had thought he figured out and fixed it so forgot about it haha it was great..


Hes not in today and he uses a laptop so ill get him on Monday and update
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Update us with office prank developments.

Are pranks limited to computers? You should pull some office shit like stapler in jello.
I would prefer to limit it to computers since we are in the IT department..

Another simple but effective one I pulled recently was remoting into his home pc (he had me fix one of our database programs remotely) and changing his background to a naked guy.. A few days later I found out his parents were over and his mom saw it and was questioning him about it lol
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I would prefer to limit it to computers since we are in the IT department..

Another simple but effective one I pulled recently was remoting into his home pc (he had me fix one of our database programs remotely) and changing his background to a naked guy.. A few days later I found out his parents were over and his mom saw it and was questioning him about it lol
he can honestly say a co worker left it there.
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if he's got any sort of video card, a fun one I did in college was doing the 'screen rotation' (usually an option somewhere on the video card settings). Doesn't last long, but it's pretty funny too
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