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      02-01-2011, 10:32 AM   #1
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Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany

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Man Seeks Protection From Sex-Crazed Wife in Germany

Published January 26, 2011

A Turkish man living in Germany with his wife of 18 years went to police for protection from her insatiable appetite for sex, Bild newspaper reported Wednesday.

The man went to police in the southwestern German city of Waiblingen on Tuesday.

He told police he slept on a sofa for the past four years in a futile attempt to escape the voracious embraces of his wife.

German police said the exhausted man -- who fathered two children with his wife -- decided to get a divorce and move out of the home.

"He has decided to get a divorce and to move out ... in the hope of finally getting some rest, particularly as he is anxious to arrive at work well rested," police said.

"At the moment this is impossible because he says his wife keeps coming into the living room demanding that he perform his marital duties. He asked for police help in getting some sleep at night," police added.

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2011/01...est=latestnews
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      02-01-2011, 10:34 AM   #2
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cops should have told him to......... "suck it up" ....
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      02-01-2011, 11:06 AM   #3
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      02-01-2011, 11:12 AM   #4
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      02-01-2011, 11:14 AM   #5
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Wish I had the problem.... damn.
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      02-01-2011, 11:19 AM   #6
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Wish I had the problem.... damn.
sometimes its over annoying seriously.
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      02-01-2011, 11:24 AM   #7
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Ummmm....I think we need pics of said wife before anyone makes any comments...
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      02-01-2011, 11:44 AM   #8
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Ummmm....I think we need pics of said wife before anyone makes any comments...
true, cause if she looks like Wakka FB fatty thread, i too would be seeking protection but I would go to the army for such a beast, cops arent enough
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      02-01-2011, 11:46 AM   #9
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sometimes its over annoying seriously.
I don't doubt that... All I'm saying is that I'd like the opportunity to pass judgement myself.
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I am gonna make an admission here. I always tried to get sex in the morning from my ex.. She always wanted it at night. She worked until 7 pm, I was asleep by 8-8:30 (I wake up at 4:30-5am). There were certainly times when she wanted sex that I wanted none of it. But it wasn't anything like this story. It never forced me to the couch that is for sure. And I am not a fan of Sex on the period. Girls think that just because you are committed to each other that for some reason we want to fuck a bloody hole... Not this guy.
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Girls think that just because you are committed to each other that for some reason we want to fuck a bloody hole... Not this guy.
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      02-01-2011, 12:18 PM   #14
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Im with you.
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Deal...







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Makes me miss my Z4.

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damn man... shoulda zagged.
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      02-01-2011, 02:22 PM   #19
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No you don't. As a guy who has a girl that wants it 4-5 times a day I can tell you it does get tiring.
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I understand his problem, but not necessarily his solution. I don't care how young many of you feel now, but when you cross into middle age, your energy and libido take a big hit.
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