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      01-25-2011, 12:19 AM   #23
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ill let almost anyone drive my car
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      01-25-2011, 12:29 AM   #24
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      01-25-2011, 12:36 AM   #25
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how about people we've had to let ride in our cars because we really didn't have a choice.

1. My crazy shedding Australian shepherd
2. My 300 lb. lady co worker that wanted a ride to her car because it was raining.
3. My body building friend that insists on rubbing baby oil all over his body.
4. Myself drenched in sweat after cardio at the gym
5. My 9 year old sister and her best friend that insist on stepping all over my seats when getting out
6. Cramming in all 6 people after a night out of the club after other people's ride wanted to leave early
7. A drunken friend on the verge of barfing.

...It's a 3-series not an Aston Martin.
Whoa whoa whoa! Back it up there buddy.
Buddy who rubs baby oil all over his body?!?

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      01-25-2011, 07:37 AM   #26
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how about people we've had to let ride in our cars because we really didn't have a choice.

1. My crazy shedding Australian shepherd
2. My 300 lb. lady co worker that wanted a ride to her car because it was raining.
3. My body building friend that insists on rubbing baby oil all over his body.
4. Myself drenched in sweat after cardio at the gym
5. My 9 year old sister and her best friend that insist on stepping all over my seats when getting out
6. Cramming in all 6 people after a night out of the club after other people's ride wanted to leave early
7. A drunken friend on the verge of barfing.

...It's a 3-series not an Aston Martin.
hahaha thank you
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      01-25-2011, 07:39 AM   #27
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ill let almost anyone drive my car
people should be more concerned with you being on drugs then my post, i was simply saying we love our cars and dont let just anyone come in them.
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      01-25-2011, 07:51 AM   #28
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      01-25-2011, 08:04 AM   #29
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i actually think this is a pretty funny idea. know one else gets it because they dont share the passion i guess. i appreciate what you did and i think it would be funny if more people posted their lists

in order to come in my car you must

1. out eat me at a buffet
2. beat me in an arm wrestling match/thumb war depending on my mood
3. find one good song that plays on FM
4. recite the alphabet in 3 or more languages

after that you're free to enter my vehicle
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      01-25-2011, 08:26 AM   #30
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ok i was clearly joking i thought people would come up with other creative things but whatever
Lame...over the top...but in the spirit. Enjoy your car
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      01-25-2011, 08:38 AM   #31
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To me it appears your sense of humour is a little skewed, but hey, it's still a free world so carry on.
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      01-25-2011, 09:09 AM   #32
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      01-25-2011, 10:23 AM   #33
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i actually think this is a pretty funny idea. know one else gets it because they dont share the passion i guess. i appreciate what you did and i think it would be funny if more people posted their lists

in order to come in my car you must

1. out eat me at a buffet
2. beat me in an arm wrestling match/thumb war depending on my mood
3. find one good song that plays on FM
4. recite the alphabet in 3 or more languages

after that you're free to enter my vehicle
hahaha you're the fucking man, know one else has a sense of humor anymore i guess. i say at the very beginning it was a joke, if people dont have the creativity to respond with something productive then please dont comment at all. i respect you tomtom for having the balls to post where everyone else just is being annoying.
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      01-25-2011, 10:26 AM   #34
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it took me about 45 seconds to read that and then another solid 15 seconds to try n figure out wtf you are talking about. Thank you for wasting a minute of my time.
what's your problem? its clearly a joke, if you dont have anything positive to say then please keep your comments to yourself. thanks
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      01-25-2011, 11:48 AM   #35
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5. You have to beat Star Jones in a pie eating contest.
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      01-25-2011, 11:59 AM   #36
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4. You have to beat Monica Lewinski in a BJ contest.

5. You have to beat Star Jones in a pie eating contest.

hhahahahah WW007 cares about his car. i love it, that was hilarious man.
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      01-25-2011, 01:39 PM   #37
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      01-25-2011, 01:42 PM   #38
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4. You have to beat Monica Lewinski in a BJ contest.

5. You have to beat Star Jones in a pie eating contest.

hhahahahah WW007 cares about his car. i love it, that was hilarious man.
looks like I qualify to get into your car! at least the bench press part...

here is mine:

1. you got to be a fine looking girl bet. ages of 21-30 with body of a goddess

2. must be dressed in something short and tight.

3. must look at me with longing eyes that says, "i want some NOW!"

last but not least...

4. you got to be a fine looking girl bet. ages of 21-30 with body of a goddess
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      01-25-2011, 01:54 PM   #40
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how about people we've had to let ride in our cars because we really didn't have a choice.

1. My crazy shedding Australian shepherd
2. My 300 lb. lady co worker that wanted a ride to her car because it was raining.
3. My body building friend that insists on rubbing baby oil all over his body.
4. Myself drenched in sweat after cardio at the gym
5. My 9 year old sister and her best friend that insist on stepping all over my seats when getting out
6. Cramming in all 6 people after a night out of the club after other people's ride wanted to leave early
7. A drunken friend on the verge of barfing.

...It's a 3-series not an Aston Martin.
Very true... but the 300lbs lady, that could damage your bolsters if you have sport seats, so that would be a no go for me, lol...
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      01-25-2011, 01:58 PM   #41
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      01-25-2011, 02:01 PM   #42
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1. Don't talk about fight club
2. Gas or Ass
3. You are paying for lunch
4. Don't talk about my driving
5. Don't touch or think about touching the radio
6. If I put the window down it stays down unless I move it
7. Keep hands and legs inside the vehicle

I may have to add the GPA and written test that was funny as hell
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      01-25-2011, 02:05 PM   #43
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I'm not sure what thinking a thread is dumb has to do with "having balls".

Carry on.
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      01-25-2011, 02:11 PM   #44
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3. you will not try to convince me that I have 2 rear seats.

4. yes your friends will be walking...
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