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      01-24-2011, 09:26 PM   #1
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Tests before entering your 335i?

(this is a joke so if you dont want to read it and reply with your own list, then dont reply.) keep your negative comments to your self. life is short, people need to relax. (i was trying to make a funny thread about how much we love our cars but i had to go back and write this because people didnt honestly get this was a joke.)

i wanted to share my tests prior to letting people come in my car. i was wondering if you guys had test as well and would like to share them

you have to take the written test
then you have to beat me in a game of chess
then you have to bench press 300 pounds
then you have to be willing to give me your organs if i ever need them
you also need to have at least a 3.8gpa
then after you have been evaluated you are allowed in my car and i give you a sticker that you wear proudly that says "335i member's club" and people will stare at you in awwee that your part of an elite group of people and know one will give you a hard time about anything. and if someone does give you a hard time about anything then just show them the sticker and they will say ohh im sorry sir, right this way.

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      01-24-2011, 09:40 PM   #2
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wat?
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      01-24-2011, 09:41 PM   #3
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      01-24-2011, 09:45 PM   #4
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ok, dont post anything, i guess im the only one that cares enough about my car to make sure not just anyone is getting in it.
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      01-24-2011, 09:46 PM   #5
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Son, u need to lay off that shit!
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      01-24-2011, 09:47 PM   #6
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wat?
This is worthy of a PUI (posting under the influence.)

There is no other way to explain that.
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      01-24-2011, 09:47 PM   #7
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      01-24-2011, 09:49 PM   #8
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ok i was clearly joking i thought people would come up with other creative things but whatever
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      01-24-2011, 09:52 PM   #9
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Oh this thread is gonna go creative all right.
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      01-24-2011, 09:52 PM   #10
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i thought it would be funny to see who could come up with the most creative thing and so far its that cat sooo.. im dissapointed
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      01-24-2011, 09:55 PM   #11
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      01-24-2011, 09:56 PM   #12
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ok so u guys have to before you post on this thread i should have said that in the rules
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      01-24-2011, 09:57 PM   #13
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hahaha i like it galahad, though its not what i was thinking exactly it still was pretty damn funny
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      01-24-2011, 10:55 PM   #14
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you have to have the power of flight
you have to drink ten four lokos and run a mile
and you have to beat usain bolt in a running race
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hahah thank you. at least someone had the balls to be creative with it. know one has senses of humor anymore i guess.
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      01-24-2011, 11:02 PM   #17
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it was supposed to be a joke on how much we love our cars. so i said what tests do you do before allowing people to come in the car. and only 1 person was creative and actually responded.
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This is worthy of a PUI (posting under the influence.)

There is no other way to explain that.
yeah no.


i was actually freebasing my crack.
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      01-24-2011, 11:06 PM   #19
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obviously, i said it should have been in the rules that you either need to be on drugs or drunk before reading and replying to this thread. because clearly if your not your going to be confused.
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      01-24-2011, 11:27 PM   #20
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it took me about 45 seconds to read that and then another solid 15 seconds to try n figure out wtf you are talking about. Thank you for wasting a minute of my time.
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how about people we've had to let ride in our cars because we really didn't have a choice.

1. My crazy shedding Australian shepherd
2. My 300 lb. lady co worker that wanted a ride to her car because it was raining.
3. My body building friend that insists on rubbing baby oil all over his body.
4. Myself drenched in sweat after cardio at the gym
5. My 9 year old sister and her best friend that insist on stepping all over my seats when getting out
6. Cramming in all 6 people after a night out of the club after other people's ride wanted to leave early
7. A drunken friend on the verge of barfing.

...It's a 3-series not an Aston Martin.
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how about people we've had to let ride in our cars because we really didn't have a choice.

1. My crazy shedding Australian shepherd
2. My 300 lb. lady co worker that wanted a ride to her car because it was raining.

...It's a 3-series not an Aston Martin.


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