Some little punk just intentionally rear-ended my 335i

[spacedogg]

Originally Posted by bmwexecutive

EDIT: Er, thinking about it, what would stop the bolts from being brought down by the wind and scrapping your car as it flys backwards? Ummm, yeah, this doesn't sound like such a great idea anymore.

according to my friend he said he just tossed the bolts straight up and out of the sunroof. He didn't bother trying to throw them up and back. By the time the bolts were coming back down to earth, they were in line with the Jetta.

personally, I'm not sure if I would purposefully keep a bag of bolts in my car...i might get too tempted to use it too often. but it is a good story nonetheless.

the way my friend tells it is funnier. when he tells the part about throwing the money he was apparently saying outloud, "take that f**ker...yeah...i'm throwing money at you b*tch!"

LOL.

[edgarj]

Originally Posted by spacedogg

personally, I'm not sure if I would purposefully keep a bag of bolts in my car...i might get too tempted to use it too often. but it is a good story nonetheless.

LOL.

No. You should throw bolts out of your sunroof when someone cuts you off.... natch! Always keep a bag of bolts/screws handy... like a Bavarian Claymore pushed by the wind of moral relativity and BMWExecutiveosterone!

Executive.... he's super manly and takes ZERO shit. Zero. Null set. A shitless black box devoid of moral turbo-lag. And he's an Executive, as in really important and super smart, which implies wealth and power guiding that 330i man sled. With all of his super manly advice, I expect to see him in the headlines daily, as he dosent take any static, none, and always sticks it to those who cross his 330i (or even the theoretical aspects of the e92-M3).

I really like his posts as they're like a compass pointing true toward Steven Segall.

Take home here is "always throw bolts through ones sunroof at those who give friction on ones commute" AND, for gods sake, be a man and stop posting to this forum before you tug your nut sack and rambo up! WWED. What Would Executive Do?

WWED is in dire need of a stickey. Hell, the world needs a WWED shot of machismo.

[theslik1]

Seriously...why aren't you posting a picture of the license plate? Part of this turd's consequences needs to be a dose of the ol' "internet fame". Specifically, the chance that next time he tries this crap he may run up on somebody who's ready for him. Frankly, he deserves that opportunity.

Post the plate and let the chips fall where they may. It will be far better for him to get his ass beat than potentially killing someone. :mad:

[pittyinSC]

I know this wont help but because you probably know where he lives but if anyone wants to find someone this might work http://reverseplatelookup.com/index....m&revid=amsoft

[Gearcraft]

last Sunday i was driving along 405 and used my windshield washers and i didnt notice the c-class behind me. after a few seconds the guy overtook me and started spraying his washer for quite a while. what a punk. lol.

[SE3P_to_E90]

that story pisses me off...

if that little shit 16year old wants to do that... i'll find him, get some lube, and rear-end him ...if you know what i mean?

then spit on his face and call him my bitch... you should've killed him!

[Grumpy514]

Yah.

Chop of the kids hands

[NPDAN]

stupid little fucker

[NPDAN]

we are a brotherhood... I love owning a BMW

[matt_335Ci]

Originally Posted by edgarj

No. You should throw bolts out of your sunroof when someone cuts you off.... natch! Always keep a bag of bolts/screws handy... like a Bavarian Claymore pushed by the wind of moral relativity and BMWExecutiveosterone!

Executive.... he's super manly and takes ZERO shit. Zero. Null set. A shitless black box devoid of moral turbo-lag. And he's an Executive, as in really important and super smart, which implies wealth and power guiding that 330i man sled. With all of his super manly advice, I expect to see him in the headlines daily, as he dosent take any static, none, and always sticks it to those who cross his 330i (or even the theoretical aspects of the e92-M3).

I really like his posts as they're like a compass pointing true toward Steven Segall.

Take home here is "always throw bolts through ones sunroof at those who give friction on ones commute" AND, for gods sake, be a man and stop posting to this forum before you tug your nut sack and rambo up! WWED. What Would Executive Do?

WWED is in dire need of a stickey. Hell, the world needs a WWED shot of machismo.

that was by far the funniest post EVER!!

[msimon18]

When I reach 80 year sold I am going to buy a Hummer and have really fun day with some of these folks !!! Whoops, senior moment, I must have hit the gas instead of the brake. Should work for me don't you think ??

[BeeEmDubU]

Originally Posted by n1smo

hahah, what happened to the other thread?

[tturedraider]

Originally Posted by spacedogg

according to my friend he said he just tossed the bolts straight up and out of the sunroof. He didn't bother trying to throw them up and back. By the time the bolts were coming back down to earth, they were in line with the Jetta.

personally, I'm not sure if I would purposefully keep a bag of bolts in my car...i might get too tempted to use it too often. but it is a good story nonetheless.

the way my friend tells it is funnier. when he tells the part about throwing the money he was apparently saying outloud, "take that f**ker...yeah...i'm throwing money at you b*tch!"

LOL.

I just feel sorry for all the innocent folks who got flats from all those bolts in the road.

[edgarj]

Originally Posted by matt_335Ci

that was by far the funniest post EVER!!

Glad you liked it.... it almost got me banned, as I received a warning just after posting it and another post noting the similarities between young Exec and Chuck Norris. I'm assuming Bmwexecutive reported me for "being mean".

Funny in retrospect, and I'm LMAO after reading Exec's recent post after all of his manly advice on asskicking, bolt throwing, and lawsuits. I was about to order these pants so that I could be super tough like him, but I think I'll just buy an M16 as per his latest suggestion for dealing with road rage incidents.

[elmaki]

dude, I feel enraged just reading your story

[mkoesel]

Originally Posted by edgarj

Glad you liked it.... it almost got me banned.

LOL, you almost got banned for that? Wow. People can't appreciate humor I guess. Especially when it exposes the truth about them. Oh well.

Just so we have it straight, urging people to throw bolts at others is ok, but speaking out against people giving poor advice is not.