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      02-14-2007, 02:48 AM   #89
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      02-14-2007, 05:18 AM   #90
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Here's a picture of me and a striper, does that count?



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      02-14-2007, 07:12 AM   #91
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rwwong that a good pic now who is the stripper the fish of the guy with the blue t-shirt

ALPINE6SPD she looks better if you are drunk however is not that bad as you can see in this other pics

PS: please don't do the next 10 post about the stripper ass

you can talk about the stripper if you already post yours pics
Calvino, the fish is the striper (Striped Bass)
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      02-15-2007, 04:45 AM   #92
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Here you go as promised. 3 strippers and one fine ass car

A night with each of those honnies: $ 1000.00
A night out with my 335i : PRICELESS

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      02-15-2007, 08:45 AM   #93
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Here you go as promised. 3 strippers and one fine ass car

A night with each of those honnies: $ 1000.00
A night out with my 335i : PRICELESS

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      02-15-2007, 09:40 AM   #94
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here's a halloween picture with me and my girlfriend (i think she was dressed as a stripper ) i'm in black, she's the blond. haha and my friend luke was a gay lumberjack


and here's my other baby
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      02-15-2007, 10:07 AM   #95
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here's a halloween picture with me and my girlfriend (i think she was dressed as a stripper ) i'm in black, she's the blond. haha and my friend luke was a gay lumberjack


and here's my other baby
you a gurl with black bottom and white hat?
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      02-15-2007, 10:17 AM   #96
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i'm a dude. i'm next to the blond (my girlfriend) wearing a whitesnake shirt. i think it is two halloweens ago, maybe three. closest to a stripper i have
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you said you are in black...I see no one in black except for blondie and your gf in black pants and whitesnake shirt so that is why i asked.
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      02-15-2007, 11:49 AM   #99
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you said you are in black...I see no one in black except for blondie and your gf in black pants and whitesnake shirt so that is why i asked.
my girlfriend is the blond girl on the left, i am the person with the penis right next to her, the other two girls are whores. i thought that by using phrases like 'my girlfriend' and 'i'm in black' you would've been able to deduce that 2) i'm a guy, b) there are two guys, and c) i'm the one wearing black (in this case a black t-shirt). lol i apologize for overestimating your keen sense of discovery
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      02-15-2007, 11:49 AM   #100
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good pics, nice GF and cars :rocks:
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      02-15-2007, 12:05 PM   #101
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Me, 4 ex girlfriends, 2 strippers, and one that doesnt belong! figure out who's who... and of course my one and only

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      02-15-2007, 12:33 PM   #102
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      02-15-2007, 12:51 PM   #103
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Here you go as promised. 3 strippers and one fine ass car

A night with each of those honnies: $ 1000.00
A night out with my 335i : PRICELESS

i really hope you boned all 3 of them that night for 3g's...
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      02-15-2007, 12:59 PM   #104
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my girlfriend is the blond girl on the left, i am the person with the penis right next to her, the other two girls are whores. i thought that by using phrases like 'my girlfriend' and 'i'm in black' you would've been able to deduce that 2) i'm a guy, b) there are two guys, and c) i'm the one wearing black (in this case a black t-shirt). lol i apologize for overestimating your keen sense of discovery
wait a minute, did i forget to say i am color blind. everything is grey scale to me
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wait a minute, did i forget to say i am color blind. everything is grey scale to me
haha wouldve been useful. damn joebaggs you like the chicas eh?
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      02-15-2007, 01:57 PM   #106
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Awsome thread. keep it alive.
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      02-15-2007, 02:13 PM   #107
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the 3rd girl have a hairy leg
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      02-15-2007, 03:10 PM   #108
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the 3rd girl have a hairy leg
i think thats blotches from her coke addiction hahah
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      02-15-2007, 05:37 PM   #110
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THIS IS A HILARIOUS THREAD SO I FELT COMPELLED TO PARTICIPATE!

THIS IS AS CLOSE TO "STRIPPER-LIKE" AS I'VE EVER GOTTEN. ONE CRAZY NIGHT IN LAS VEGAS! WENT TO A MALE STRIP SHOW EARLIER IN THE NIGHT BUT CONSIDERING THE NUMBER OF MALES HERE ON E90POST, I'M GONNA DO Y'ALL A FAVOR AND SPARE YOU THE PICTURES OF THAT!

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AS FOR MY BIMMER...I TAKE DELIVERY OF MY GORGEOUS AW 335 IN MUNICH 3 WEEKS FROM TODAY (3/8/07) SO LOOK OUT FOR SOME HOT PICS OF MY BABY! IT'S MY VERY FIRST BMW....I'M SO PSYCHED!

PS...CAN WE KEEP THIS THREAD GOIN'. IT'S RATHER ENTERTAINING!!
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