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      02-12-2007, 08:52 PM   #1
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O.k so I have seen this in many forums and I was wondering why e90post docent have it

so this is what you have to do post a picture of yourself with a stripper (if you have one) and a picture of your car.



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      02-12-2007, 09:11 PM   #2
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looks like that stripper really suck all the blood out of you

thats my girls, thks for sharing
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      02-12-2007, 09:14 PM   #3
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      02-12-2007, 09:15 PM   #4
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wait a minute...cal



.................................................. ........ thats my wife !


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      02-12-2007, 09:18 PM   #5
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Words fail me right now.

how about....


calvino! you need to rename this thread to

fast cars and fast women

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      02-12-2007, 09:20 PM   #6
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Dayem calvino.... let me guess, you remembered the stripper to be hotter than she looks in that picture
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      02-12-2007, 09:21 PM   #7
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I wonder which one has more miles on it?
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      02-12-2007, 09:25 PM   #8
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I love her armpit
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      02-12-2007, 09:25 PM   #9
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how about....

calvino! you need to rename this thread to

fast cars and fast women

Nahh; it's Sexy cars and Fast women!

I'm guessing he doesn't have a wife or GF.

P.S.: I think we'll leave that for MySpace
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      02-12-2007, 09:27 PM   #10
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I wonder which one has more miles on it?


dont worry I can take her in for full service myself


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      02-12-2007, 09:28 PM   #11
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Guys, you are supposed to put your pictures too.

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      02-12-2007, 09:32 PM   #12
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Nahh; it's Sexy cars and Fast women!

I'm guessing he doesn't have a wife or GF.

P.S.: I think we'll leave that for MySpace

yup I can tell,
coz us married/has GF folks are so broke we just sit behind the guys giving tips
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      02-12-2007, 09:39 PM   #13
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Hmmmm.....let me take a wild guess at her stats:

Bust: 34C
Waist: 26
Hips: 34

Weight: 116
Height: 5' 4"
Age: 23
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      02-12-2007, 09:44 PM   #14
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Hmmmm.....let me take a wild guess at her stats:

Bust: 34C
Waist: 26
Hips: 34

Weight: 116
Height: 5' 4"
Age: 23
natureboy, take out 35 lbs allowance for her lower legs, she's a gulf war vet and an amputee, she's on a cart wheel

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calvino, you're too funny
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Hahah stole this shit from the audi zine site huh?
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are you sure you're a teacher? and not a carney that guesses people's weight and height?
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Hmmmm.....let me take a wild guess at her stats:

Bust: 34C
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Weight: 116
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sorry calvino..but this is one bad thread... lol ...
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      02-12-2007, 10:01 PM   #19
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O.K lets start again

add your picture and the picture of your car







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      02-12-2007, 10:03 PM   #20
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keep your dollar. it would be better spent on a pack of gum
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      02-12-2007, 10:09 PM   #21
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it was a go-go dancer not quite a striper !
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If you checked out her goods it would probably look like chewed gum.
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