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12-17-2010, 08:06 PM	#1
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris Jokes If you know of any Chuck Norris Jokes, post them here. Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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12-17-2010, 08:10 PM	#2
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12-17-2010, 08:17 PM	#3
TK-421 Registered Sex Offender Drives: E46 M3 \| 1JZ S13 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,724 iTrader: (0)	Here's one: Chuck Norris jokes

12-17-2010, 08:18 PM	#4
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	thanx

12-17-2010, 08:41 PM	#5
EmmettBrown Banned Drives: cars Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: southern california Posts: 209 iTrader: (0)	chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris

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12-17-2010, 09:21 PM	#7
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.

12-17-2010, 10:13 PM	#8
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12-17-2010, 10:42 PM	#11
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	When God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris replied "say please".

12-17-2010, 10:43 PM	#12
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

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12-17-2010, 11:02 PM	#14
krazyctong DVL DOC Drives: 06 E90-325i Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Chicago Posts: 29 iTrader: (0)	yes jh valley i got the point that it is a repost.

12-18-2010, 12:04 AM	#15
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12-18-2010, 12:46 AM	#17
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12-18-2010, 02:22 AM	#18
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