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      12-17-2010, 08:06 PM   #1
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Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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      12-17-2010, 08:17 PM   #3
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      12-17-2010, 08:18 PM   #4
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chuck norris if chuck norris can chuck norris but chuck norris chuck norris
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How much Chuck Norris could Chuck Norris chuck if Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris?
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      12-17-2010, 09:21 PM   #7
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Chuck Norris once played russian roulette with a loaded gun and won.
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      12-17-2010, 10:42 PM   #11
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When God said "let there be light", Chuck Norris replied "say please".
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      12-17-2010, 10:43 PM   #12
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Most people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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yes jh valley i got the point that it is a repost.
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Chuck Norris wasn't born; he just got tired of wearing his mother.
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Jack Bauer > chuck norris

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Epic Beard Man > Jack Bauer/Chuck Norris
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Who is Chuck Norris?
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Chuck Norris does not teabag women, he potato sack them.
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