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      11-20-2010, 06:36 PM   #1
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Grandma gets a dildo for her birthday

Dunno if its a repost but I stumbled onto this

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      11-20-2010, 06:39 PM   #2
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i'll take the brunette
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

What a sport about the whole thing too.
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      11-20-2010, 08:15 PM   #6
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In a week that dildo will smell like The Great Depression
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      11-20-2010, 08:20 PM   #7
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Why did I click on this thread? haha
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      11-20-2010, 08:47 PM   #8
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what a whore.... probably reminds her of her old slutty days
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      11-20-2010, 08:51 PM   #9
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she's like that old slut in grandma's boy
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Just think, she's probably using it right now.
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I find this wrong. WTF they put it in her mouth.
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      11-21-2010, 01:02 AM   #13
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I find this wrong. WTF they put it in her mouth.
Yeah, but did you see her pretend to lick the balls? like whoa! lol
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      11-22-2010, 11:51 AM   #14
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My family would ban me.........
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In my family, there would be less laughter, and more stunned silence. There must be some back-story to this that we don't know about.
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      11-22-2010, 12:38 PM   #16
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that was pretty funny
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Bwahahahahahaha!!!!!

What a sport about the whole thing too.
Yea Grams really took it like a champ didn't she?
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shes the hottest gilf i've ever seen.
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great gift idea for christmas
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